Banned 2012 advert. Had a good chuckle!
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Banned?
Itâs hilarious and true 
Should go on the rugby thread.
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I put that here in error.
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Lady Supermarket with an apple in her basket
Knocks on the managerâs door
Grooning to the muzak from a speaker in shoe rack
Lays out her goods on the floor
Everything sheâs chosen is conveniently frozen
Eat it and come back for more!
Lady Window Shopper with a new one in the hopper
Whips up a chemical brew
Croaking to a neighbour while she polishes a sabre
Knows how to flavour a stew
Never need to worry with a tin of âHurri Curriâ
Poisoned especially for you!
No use to complain
If youâre caught out in the rain
Your motherâs quite insane
Cat food, cat food, cat food again
No use to complain
If youâre caught out in the rain
Your motherâs quite insane
Cat food, cat food, cat food again
Lady Yellow Stamper with a fillet in the hamper
Dying to finish the course
Goodies for the table with a fable on the label
Drowning in miracle sauce
Donât think I am that rude if I tell you that itâs cat food
Not even fit for a horse
Neil Diamond with his âI am I saidâ. I miss his live TV shows since Parkinsonâs struck him in 2018 
I am I cried
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