Paddy at the DR's

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Paddy is at the Dr’s with a problem
DR “what is the matter paddy?
Paddy " Dr I have been married now for 10 years and have no children, I don’t know why!”

Dr " maybe you have a low sperm count, there is a way to find out. WhatI i want you to do is go home and use this little bottle,then come back and see me"

After a couple of weeks paddy is back at the Dr’s with the bottle empty.
Paddy saiys to the Dr
“Dr bejeasus believe me I tried and couldn 't. So got my wife to hold it and even she couldn’t. The mother in law wrapped it in a towel and she even couldn’t do it.”

“Why was that " asked the Dr
Paddy replied " none of use could get the cap off”

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How come it’s fair game to share Irish jokes but if you joke about Muslims or black people there would be uproar.

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It just goes to show how tolerant and amiable our Irish cousins are compared with the other two sectors you mentioned.

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Why do Jews get Circumcised?
Because Jewish women refuse to touch anything that isn’t at least 10% off

A Jewish woman goes to the hospital to give birth to her son.

Unfortunately the baby boy is born without eyelids.

The Jewish woman is hysterical and says: Doctor, doctor what am i going to do? My baby boy has no eyelids!

The doctor calmly replies: Missus Levine, don’t worry your son is going to be circumcised so we can do a transplant and give him eyelids.

Missus Levine says: Doctor, doctor but I don’t want a son that’s gonna be cockeyed!

Doctor replies: But Missus Levine imagine what foresight he’ll have!

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I’m afraid he gets away with it on a technicality. It doesn’t qualify as a joke unless it’s funny. :neutral_face:

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@Harbal … :rofl: you know sometimes you’re bleedin cruel.

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Well I quite like the Irish, or at least the few I’ve known, and I suddenly felt a bit defensive. Actually, my biggest crime of the evening seems to have gone unnoticed, so I don’t mind taking the rap for this one so much. :slightly_smiling_face:

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Whose up for a bet on when the accusations of spoiling harmless fun will appear?

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Oer … now I’m intrigued. I shall have to scamper back through all your posts. … you’re doing this to be a tease aren’t you, you rascal.

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No, tell me what you are curious about and I’ll tell you if I can. I am an open book. :open_book:

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Not for some time while duplicating threads etc, but maybe anytime soon😉

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I’ve just twigged on to what you are referring to, and I’m afraid I’m going to have to close the book. :closed_book: :grimacing:

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@Harbal …I had to rummage but I found it … I think … this place has gone mad and there’s more than one lunatic on site today so you’re not alone in your guilt.

I think I need a lie down with a couple of cucumber eye patches.

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:see_no_evil: :hear_no_evil: :speak_no_evil:

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I didn’t bother reading it. I just thought another stupid Paddy joke.

We are getting away from the point I was making.

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I think your point was clear enough.

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no wonder flowerPower has no sense of humour living in East Anglia :grinning:

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What I said was 100% correct. You feel OK about sharing Irish “jokes” but you would never dare do that about Muslims or black people would you?

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But how do you respond to the charge of living in East Anglia? :grinning:

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Thank you, Flowerpower! :shamrock: :shamrock: :shamrock:

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