Praise where praise is due.
At this there is no doubt that you are a master.
Praise where praise is due.
At this there is no doubt that you are a master.
Of course I am … 
We sit at your feet in awe of your skill.

Of course you do … 
It is just incredible to observe the talent that you have.
Who else but you could turn a mediocre gossip about Harry and Meghan into a revival meeting discussing your own talent.
It is just uncanny how you do it

I know … 
… but I couldn’t do it without your support … 
We know you couldn’t, and, of course, it is the Mail Online that sets you apart from us mere mortals.

No problem worries … 
This is getting like the Australian Tennis Open. Deuce! Or perhaps new balls for both!

Let’s hope that ‘rain stops play’ 
No, alas I have just got bored and it’s time for bed anyway.
Indeed, it’s coming up to 9 o’clock in NSW … 
Well, you know what they say - early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
I am afraid I left you to your ailments, your poverty and your Mail Online but I am back now refreshed after my early morning country walk and raring to go.