Oh dear. Just got given the "Come on"

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She might have been after your Big Mac, or even your quarter pounder…

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Suited and booted next time perhaps?

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Oh come onBretrick, she only wanted you to follow for you to wipe her backside afterwards.

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Chick-ing. :grinning:Waving Running Chicken GIF - Waving RunningChicken Hello - Discover ...

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Hmm, that would certainly give me pause, too, @Bretrick .
Do you attract strange women on a regular basis?!? :innocent:

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Well it is Australia

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did this happen in your visit to England

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Could have been one of theses three.

Lefties losing it: Kamala fan screams at toddler in stroller

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Bretrick

18h

Having a coffee at Maccas, a lady obviously “off her face” walks in, starts dancing, gives me the eye.
She proceeds to the Toilets, wiggling her bottom, goes through the door, the door has a window.
She looks around at me, smiles, indicates for me to follow her… :laughing
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sounds like this was one of your strange dreams,?

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No dream. Plenty of strange goings on at Maccas. :grinning:

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Not at all. Though I do have an effect on some of them.
I said hello to a lady in Maccas once, she collapsed to the floor. :slightly_frowning_face:

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Keep going Bretrick, I feel your pain :smile:

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I’m the trouble starter, punkin’ instigator
I’m the fear addicted, the danger illustrated
Hey, hey, hey
I’m a fire starter, twisted fire starter
Hey, hey, hey
You’re a fire starter, twisted fire starter
Hey, hey, hey
I’m a fire starter, twisted fire starter

Thanks for taking up the Baton.

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Never would I choose to meet someone in the bathroom!
However, the men in Manchester were very friendly to this American! Although, they chatted away, and knew not who they were speaking to. :wink: :innocent:

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You just don’t want commitment, you were afraid you may have ended up “Engaged” :laughing: :icon_wink:

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You know me too well. Not falling for those marriage scams. :grinning:

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There is a huge price to pay, for a bit of fun, when you are an old geezer, don’t trust your knackers, keep hold of your Ackers :laughing: :icon_wink:

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so spend wisely

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Just get spent, its the only avenue to peace and quiet

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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: dangerous world we live. Today the best (safest anyway) first conversation with the opposite sex is “are you… and how long have you been …”.

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