Having a coffee at Maccas, a lady obviously “off her face” walks in, starts dancing, gives me the eye.
She proceeds to the Toilets, wiggling her bottom, goes through the door, the door has a window.
She looks around at me, smiles, indicates for me to follow her… 
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A good enough reason to avoid Maccas I guess.
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How do you know she was a she? You have to be very careful these days.(So I’m told)
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I only ever go there for a double cheeseburger.
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What was her attitude when she came out of the toilet, did she give you a Paddington stare?
To alleviate any further interaction, Bretrick took his coffee and walked (scurried) out the door. 
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I for one do not blame Bretrick for doing so! 
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Thank you, Chilli, no need for unasked for shenanigans. 
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Flattering but, as you did, best avoided.
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She might have been after your Big Mac, or even your quarter pounder…
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Oh come onBretrick, she only wanted you to follow for you to wipe her backside afterwards.
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Chick-ing. 
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Hmm, that would certainly give me pause, too, @Bretrick .
Do you attract strange women on a regular basis?!? 
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Well it is Australia
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did this happen in your visit to England
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Could have been one of theses three.
Lefties losing it: Kamala fan screams at toddler in stroller
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Having a coffee at Maccas, a lady obviously “off her face” walks in, starts dancing, gives me the eye.
She proceeds to the Toilets, wiggling her bottom, goes through the door, the door has a window.
She looks around at me, smiles, indicates for me to follow her… :laughing
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sounds like this was one of your strange dreams,?
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No dream. Plenty of strange goings on at Maccas.
Not at all. Though I do have an effect on some of them.
I said hello to a lady in Maccas once, she collapsed to the floor. 
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