WooHoo! We’re saved. Snogging under the mistletoe is not allowed.
Great for those dreading the Christmas party and the office lech but a bit tough on the youngsters.
Snogging a stranger you’ve been flirting with is what it’s all about, if my dim and distant memories are correct 
I just have to delve deeply into this Snogging word…thinking… there is more to this than meets the eyes.
got it
Why do they call it snogging?
Partridge 1945, 'Snog is perhaps a blend of snug and cod (to flatter or kid a person). ’ That same source notes that “snogged up”—supposedly an RAF term dating to circa 1939—means “Smartened up, 'all dressed up. '”
and then along came youtube…
I’m long past the days of mutually enjoying swapping spit/a tongue sandwich with known females and as for strangers … nope, coz ya’ll never know what their health history was 
The worst snog for me was just the once… my bestest mate ever Rosi, she said something to me that was hurtful…We had just come out of the Lesley Arms Public House and then I grabbed hold of her Boyfriend Cliff and snogged him…was not funny either or nice…laughing now as it was a French Kiss… 
She married him though.
I half expected you to admit to snogging Rosi pmsl.
No and I had never had the inclination… 
although we shared a bed after many a night out.
Her Dad was so strict and unless she stayed with my family she would never of had the fun that we did…
Exactly what I was expecting!
There is one thing you notice here Maree…So many of the Trees have Mistletoe in them. We have an old Apple tree down the far end of the Garden and have had Mistletoe in it as well…
My ex husband used to insist I stood next to him at 12 on New Years Eve, “so I don’t get into trouble kissing someone else”! 
This current one isn’t so fussed!
Worst I ever had was about 30 years ago during was supposed to be a friendly Christmas dance and a peck on the cheek with my husbands friend and what I felt pushing up against me revealed clearly he had more on his mind!
Was it a sausage roll? Maybe he had food on his mind 
That’s put paid to my Christmas fun then. There is going to be a lot of disappointed ladies around 
I would so grateful for a snog under the mistletoe in fact anywhere would be great.
I know I am desperate for a snog but if she is the only candidate then I am suddenly gay
When are you free 
Would you like Mistletoe and Wine playing in the background…
can be arranged for special needs…
oh go on with yer then!
I said gay not desperate.
Gosh you have me pegged, even stumped. That would be the perfect accompanying song
Please don’t tell me there is now going to be a national shortage of sausage rolls 
Hi
A true story from when I was working.
Out with the Police on Operation Christmas Presence, which was the night time economy, on Christmas Eve, in a very big nightclub.
A group of attractive young ladies letting their hair down, known to the Police as they were A&E Nurses.
A younk drunk grabbed one of the them on the dance floor, spun her round and said " Give us a kiss under the misletoe gorgeous"
She stepped back, looked him up and down and said " I wouldn’t kiss you under anaesthetic"
Brilliant
No snogging under the misteltoe tree> well kiss my ass
