No Christmas Card from Me?

Get in quick for the closing down sale

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Merry Christmas to Ted and anyone else who didn’t receive a card from me this year.


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Merry Christmas to you, from Santa’s Little Helper.

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And a Happy Christmas from me to all the people who live in my phone!

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Well done, Maree!

I heard a rumour that we might all be visited, this Christmas, by an old, long white haired ghost.

The Ghost of Christmas Past is already long gone, as is the Ghost Of Christmas Present.

So we’ll have to call this chap “The Ghost of Christmas which Will Never Come”

He’ll wake us up, in the middle of the night, and take us to visit all of the happy homes which he promised us we would get.

There’ll be people sitting round fireplaces, with no coal, and others with no gas or electricity.

There’ll be some with bad legs, who can’t get the treatment to fix them.

He’ll promise us that we’ll be alright., and that we’ll all live happily ever after.

Don’t trust him!

God Bless Us, Every One!

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Is his name Boris?

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Shhhhhhh!

Boris Scrooge, alias BS.

:santa:

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Errrm and why not? Ted, l am gutted at no Christmas card and you have absolutely no excuse!
I sent mine to you on 1st April by pigeon to avoid the rush!

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Art!

I did get a pigeon from you on April 1st!
Thanks for that.
But I thought it must be a “Meals On Wings” delivery, so I made a pigeon pie!
Hard to eat though as it was so difficult to keep catching it as it flew about!

My Christmas Card to you is in the pigeon post!

Have a Great Christmas!

:wine_glass: :wine_glass: :wine_glass:

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Ted, You’re very witty!
Anyway, I have to keep my postbox clear as l am waiting for the Queen’s letter informing me of my New Year’s Honour award.

Happy Christmas to you too! xx

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Christmas greetings from me, and my lovely late Pollydog

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Aw! A Lovely dog, still there in the presents!

Merry Xmas!