Split over Mortgages!!! Do you remember when you were a kid, and you used to talk about what you wanted to do when you grew up, most kids would have said, I want to be a Policeman, or a Nurse or similar, never bumped into someone who said “I want to go on TV every morning and gob off about interest rates”, if that had been said, the response would have been “who is going to pay you for that??”, the answer might have been “I dunno, some other twat maybe” 
