Hello there every body . I have just joined today so forgive me if make the odd mistake. What an intellectual group. I have never heard of a knee being educated before, I do hope it listens well.
I would have added a smiley face as well but I can’t find them.
Hello Gwen 
welcome…
Hi and welcome, after you have typed your message you will find the smileys etc under go advanced underneath your message box.
Hi Gwen,and welcome to the OFF,hope to see You posting around the Forum 
Good afternoon Gwen darlin’ and welcome.
Yippeeeeeeee you got here then. Told you it was a great friendly site. So get your feet in those carpet slippers and join in
Thats a good name for a newcomer Newcomer, I wouldn’t be so bold to call you Gwen until we have been introduced proprerly.
Welcome.
Bruv meet Gwen I have know her via another internet forum for a long time.
So now introductions over call her Gwen. Later on after getting to know her you might, just might, have the privilege of calling her GW
Hello Gwen, welcome to our forum, we are all very friendly on here and I have noticed that you have started posting, well done.
Well…Hello Gwen…welcome…who’s this realspeed…is she the host here ?
Hi Newcomer and welcome to the forum. Our vast collective knowledge doesn’t stop at knees. We discuss all sorts of body parts on here. 
:-DI found the jigsaw puzzle but it’s so small it’s really difficult and I can’t see any way to enlarge it.
I need time to find my way around. There is certainly a lot going on. Thanks for recommending it.
Gwen.
Hi Gwen and welcome…my ex-wife said something very similar.
I think she was referring to the jigsaws.
