Hello from the southern plains of the USA. Just wandering by to see where the “experienced” people are hanging out on this interweb thingee. Are you here?
Off to find them light switches.
Hi Mr.Mojo Rising.
Great username btw 
Big Doors fan?
Yet another American joining our excellent forum. Get stuck in buddy, it’s a fine place to be chatting away on 
Well thank ya Floydy!
Seen the light switch? 
G’day Mojo! I’ve lit a fire. There aren’t any lights.
I like it here already!
Good morning Jay matey and welcome.
I’ve seen the light, but I don’t how to perform the off/on manoeuvers.
Hello Jay, No lights here.
Welcome to our forum, we are all very friendly on here, so get on and chat to us.
Hello Jay a warm welcome to Over50sForum…
Hell Jay 
welcome …
I see your post is timed
Today, 03:34 AM
when many of us here in the UK were asleep leaving just the night lights burning
Is he in his burrow asleep now?
Never mind … 
hi there!
Well hello from me Mr Mojo.
Time you got your Mojo working.
My lights are on, but not much there.
http://www.animatedimages.org/data/media/369/animated-guitar-image-0022.gif
Hi Mr Mojo.
Welcome.
The few lights we have are dimmed at the moment and our play ‘Off Limits’ is underway. See if you can get a last minute ticket. We have all lost the plot.
You can say that again.
Here is a link Mr Mojo.
Mr.MojoRisin welcome to OFF.
We have all lost the plot.
Welcome from me also, Mr.MojoRisin.
Where about on the high plains if you don’t mind saying?
hi mojo ; welcome - SP he IS getting his Mojo working at the moment it’s MojoRisin!! silly billy - what no you not me!!