Need a job, there’s a few going, applications should be sent to no 10 downing st, no experience necessary, be quick though,
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I’ll send in a wee CV perhaps…I’ll have to work from home though, the commute is a bit much! 
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Little far for me. I’d have to work remotely also.
You’d have to go in every day to claim your £350 attendance money, plus your expenses will be covered too…
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I’d have an assistant wouldn’t I? They can do it…so long as I look busy and have lots of meetings scheduled, they can’t really complain.
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It depends, is Pinchy Pincher gone, will there be tractor porn, can I feed Larry the Cat and is Priti Patel still allowed to bully me?
And will I get an invite to this?
Of course pixie, claim it all on expenses, carry a clipboard around with you, you will look busy while doing nothing…
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Of course maree, all of the above,
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Main experience you must be a Liar.
I would take a job at number 10.but only if i could be a fly on the wall.
Then i would tell the whole world what really goes on behind that big black door.
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Hi
I think that you would be bored stiff and amazed by the stupidity of some of those in charge.
Boris for example was genuinely surprised to learn that Brexit meant more paperwork and checks on UK Goods entering the EU.
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Yehhh,you could well be right swimfeeders.
And knowing my luck i would be swatted for being a spy.
A fly spy…?
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Oooooh,i have definitley changed my mind PixieKnuckles.
Buzzing back to the drawing board
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Would I be allowed to take an axe to the “Blob” to reduce it in size?
Well … I am intelligent, well dressed, articulate, truthful, well organized, and … damn - I’m over qualified!!