You’re absent-mindedly drying up the teapot whilst staring out of the window and wondering how much hotter the weather can get when… SHAZZAMMMM!!! An enormous genie in embroidered robes and a purple silk turban pinned with an emerald zooms out of the spout of the teapot and says in a deep voice ‘I am the Genie of the PG Tips and I am empowered to grant you three wishes’.
What would you ask for?
A few millions so I could buy my children nice houses
Standard answer: more wishes.
I’d ask for more ease in my life, more supportive people and a direction that made me happy.
A bigger dongle, mine’s always loose when I plug it in these days. 
(1) A change in gravity or atmosphere composition so aeroplanes couldn’t fly anymore…
(2) The population of the UK suddenly halved…
(3) Net Zero was banned…
Tetley.I don’t like idea of a strange fictional character in the kitchen making me promises.
I’d have
At the moment, I think I would go for an instant installation of air-con . No waiting around , snap my fingers and there it was installed and working.
The other two wishes, I think I’d have to give them some thought
a chef to serve me interesting meals each day
a Holiday home in the Peak district
a Chauffeur driven car at my beck and call .
take me back to the sixties
