Thanks for the thread. I remember the A10 being easily capable of doing well over a ton-ten.
I was 18 when I got my first bike which was a Honda C100. It was actually a 50cc model. Somehow I managed to wreck the gearbox pulling away from a filling station. I have no idea how. It had some form of centrifugal clutch and I think I managed to over rev it before putting it in gear.
I got another one but had a head-on argument with a Wartburg that decided to turn across me as I went home form college. The car was a write-off but I managed to find a set of forks and front wheel and get the nifty fifty back on the road.
I fell off it once when I braked in the wet. I was riding over a white turn-left arrow in the road and the back wheel just locked up and I skidded on the slick surface.
I passed my test on a BSA C15, the old model with the distributer that stuck out the top of the gearbox. 'Twas a pile of pants.
I did a dragon impersonation on it a couple of times, as in, I was dragon along the road with the bike on its side.
I rode pillion with my mates a few times. One of them had a Yamaha 350 that did nought to brown trouserings in about three seconds. Nearly fifty years later, we are both still alive to tell the tale.
Next came a Royal Oilfield 700cc Constellation. It would do a ton in a straight line cough allegedly, but didn’t handle well. The clutch was abysmal and the generator didn’t work. Despite a re-bore and new seals, it pumped oil out the breather, so I fitted a pipe to carry the oil and vapour to dump it by the bottom of the rear mudguard.
After that came an Ariel Huntmaster (really a BSA 650 with an Ariel badge). I found it quietly rotting in a friend’s garden, and eventually got it back on the road. Not a bad bike, very suitable for my mild temperament.
The big-end seized up one sunny afternoon, threw a rod, and smashed the bottom of the cylinder casing. I ended up pushing it for several miles until I got to my Uncle’s place.
The best bike I ever had was a Panther 100, 600cc single. I would get people to play the “Start the Panther” parlour game, but neglected to tell anyone about the decompression lever and manual advance/retard lever.
Without a chair it still handled remarkably well, with a nice sedate top speed of around 65 - 70 that it would do all day.
It had a shot big end when I bought it and I had to rebuild the engine.
My Lovely Cousin was not best pleased when she found the side casings being heated in the oven, and the bearings in the freezer.
Sadly she was not a Biker Chick, and never wanted to ride pillion. I didn’t see the point of riding without her, so I got rid of it and bought an old classic car instead.
She did once tell me I could buy a “Mid-Life Crisis” if I wanted to go for rides, but again, I didn’t see the point in doing it alone.
Nowadays my balance is shot from my heart neds. I have enough trouble staying upright at the best of times, so I think my days of riding a howling two-wheeled missile are over.