This Morning Husband suddenley decided on an Evening Menu…had not twigged as yet…Spagetti Eggs and Chips…NO sausages…
Ok fine with me… :thinking
Later I realised Dentist tomorrow…9.00am appointment…
so dished out the said Menu…
He said which one is mine then…
the one without the sausages…says moi.
he said…oh just the sausages look so tasty…
moi…tuff then, as your menu
think what you like…Men…they can’t see the wood for the trees…
Ah sorry Di. Did you share your sausage with him then?
Yes ,did you have his sausage or not?
No, it was her sausage- not his. Read Di’s post again…
No Minx…not on this occasion as sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind…I am a known sharer normally… 
Shame Di! So he went to bed without any sausage! Poor guy!
see it’s another one track mind set,his sausage no, it was my sausage Minx.
He now has a lesson learnt…
No he is dozzing nicely at this moment, as being all Male he can’t keep up with the femmes at all…
You know as well as I do that if your plate looks better, they’ll probably want it! So just prep extra Di.
Life’s too short to not share your sausage!
Probably dreaming about those sausages Di. Make him a nice fry up for breakfast! I know you’re feeling badly since you always share!
Stop this Minx…haha
now hungary again… 
Certainly not this conversation anyway
Ok. I stop ! 
don’t forget the fry up though!
The main thing is we laugh a lot…sausage or not…
He does not eat breckie in the real sense…
I do have a good recipe for Crumpets though…that goes down well…
Yes we men like a bit of crumpet
Yummy crumpets!
One great asset man has and that is the ability to let the nagging from a woman go in one ear and out the other
I suspect that is because there is very little between their ears to stop it escaping! 
Yes, there is something wrong with Men, it can take as long as four decades for them to wise up!!! 
