Ah so that’s why they are always insistent that the oven is well cleaned - it’s in their jeans??
Now when:
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the car breaks down in the middle of nowhere then its the men that finish up with grease all over their hands
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When there’s a strange noise in the back garden at 2am - we are told to go and investigate
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When a strange dog approaches menacingly growling we are pushed forwards
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When the internet packs up or Tv goes on the blink we are told ‘fix it’
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when someone forgets to switch on the electric blanket ‘we’ get the blame
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Yawn Yawn Yawn???
No 4. not in this house.I’m told to go and make a cup of tea while it’s being fixed.
There is no need to be afraid… as long as you do as you are told! 
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Bratti are you absolutely sure that your man is a human & not just an alien in disguise? He sounds too perfect to be a man! 
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Oh he’s definitely a man. I’m merely being kind.
He’s as annoying as they come. He’s short fused, hard on hearing so talks extra loud. He loves being the centre of attention so is constantly drawing attention to himself whereas I try hard not to be noticed. He also sings out of key cause he’s tone deaf.
Trust me. He’s far from perfect. That’s why he has his own workshop. It was a ‘must have’ while
house hunting.
He will however do anything for me and is someone I can really count on which is something I can’t say about others.
I was just being purposefully difficult with Dianne.
Men can be ultra annoying but nobody’s more annoying than me. 
As you can see. 
I am quite annoying too in fact i wouldn’t put up with me at times .
luckily Mr M is first cousin to a saint.
Ladies I think you are both nice people, from what I read on here… so dont put yourselves down… otherwise we will not be able to persuade the men on here that all women are perfect! 
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Whose trying? 
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Of course some of us are super human 
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I am trying, I would hate to think thay are dumb as well as daft !
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Yes but they usually have flawed opinions!
Thats just an act so we do more for them. 
Well you are!
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Things happen…Last week I said to the ‘Jailer’ hey, that Lilac Tree could do with all the old branches cut to the ground. It has loads and loads of new shoots that given one season loss of flowers, the next one after will be fantastic…
The Next Tree along is a young one. I did say quite clearly leave that one alone
He comes back looking for a well earn cuppa he said…I looked out of the Kitchen window, full view of that side of the garden…
Hang on a mo…where is the young tree gone then?
the larger one has now been over trimmed and all garden cutting tools have been confiscated and he the ‘jailer’ is in the dungeon until further notice…
and the so called bigger Lilac Tree
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We all can be annoying at times…but don’t Men really take the biscuits on that…
My Husband will say yes, we are annoying, from the very first breath we take on opening our eyes…ok got that…hahaha
got any little or big annoyance’s Man wise…
Straight away yesterday when I opened my new camera.
…he is spying on me…how I am holding it…putting it down…trying to get the damn thing back in the new case…and then I nearly dropped it on the table…I say in the end FGS…you have nothing better to do…he smiled…I did not… 
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well there ya go again - misunderstanding - he was acting like a well-trained but overjoyed cockey spaniel and just wanted to share with you and please you - and you were harsh - see venus vapours again!
- when the camera wont’ work we are asked to fix it right?
That’ not how I imagined you at all.I thought your hair would be bright red.
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