The real truth…this is a females signature…you need to know that, guys…
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lightweight…lost yer bike have ‘we’ spittle
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Nah, just not in the mood for a “Wet Arse”.
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Nappy change then…lol… 
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Sounds like you need “Pampering”.

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talking to yourself now are we…spiteful
knew the signs were on the wall…
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Who, me? On your bike, oops it’s missing! ![]()
Whatever happened to equality? It works both ways you know!
Do you happen to have her telephone number?
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I take it your Cleese at 5.5… 
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Di, you know I’m more of a Ronnie Corbett size 

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Sorry Chillie6…them stilts they still fool me… 
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Shush keep it quiet or everyone will know I’m a short ass 

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Thanks for that such lovely lyrics 
Now going to have a good sob. 
Yes did catch that 
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I don’t seem to have any either. Will have to use my sleeve. 
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