You’ve just made me vomit.
Hehehe he, then my work here is done.
Have a good evening , JBR. Sweet dreams and all that. 
You’re saying that all this was for the sole purpose of making me vomit?
I suspect most men would run a mile from the woman not that she would notice as she is so clearly deeply in love with herself .
Absolutely. I’m sure that her ‘love’ for that fool Harry is more realistically her love of money and that she has found a nice, easy way to acquire it.
Harry is back …or so it seems. Harry! You ask?
A tale for those not sure who Mr Markle is.
One upon a time on a very small island in the NORTH SEA lived a Prince…not unusual in its self because this island had a lot of Princes…princesses quite a few ugly ones too and castles and palaces and plebs.
This Prince was not exceptional in any way, other than he was ginger…and his dad, another Prince who wanted to be King wasn’t…a ginger that is…but a friend of the ex wife of the Prince who wanted to be King was. So this did cast some doubt on his parentage…because of this the Prince who wanted to be King got rid of her…in a tunnel, if you believe in the conspiracy. The ginger Prince was also the brother of an older Prince who would be King when his dad the Prince who wanted to be King but had to wait for mommy the queen to give him the crown popped her clogs…still with me?
Anyway Prince Ginger didn’t have a proper job and no prospects other than being the grandson of a Queen the son of a King in waiting and a brother who would be King eventually, so he was at a bit of a loose end.
So his family made him join the Army rather than give him a job as a High Commissioner in some far of commonwealth country which was standard operating procedure for spare princes.
He did relatively well in the sandpit as a gunner in a wokka wokka…and being ‘in charge’ of a bunch of hairy arsed squaddies. His Nan…the Queen God Bless her and all who sail in her, gave Ginge some medals and stuff.
So herein lies the problem for Ginge…His dad was the Prince of a whole country and might be king, his brother was a Prince who was definitely going to be a king and poor bloody Ginge gets Sussex! No wonder he felt miffed, so being a squaddie he goes on the razz dressing up in a Nazi uniform ( the family have links) to the Father land and causing embarrassment to all and sundry especially the palace courtiers, (they are the people who tell the Royal family what they can do.)
And ye verily it came to pass that the Prince of the land of Nod did venture across the seas to America and married an actress, and that ends the tale, you now know who Mr Markle is
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Very poetic and very accurate, especially this bit:
“This Prince was not exceptional in any way, other than he was ginger…and his dad, another Prince who wanted to be King wasn’t…a ginger that is…but a friend of the ex wife of the Prince who wanted to be King was. So this did cast some doubt on his parentage”
Having said that, I seem to remember someone suggesting a possible genetic anomaly which could possibly explain that he is a genuine son of the “Prince who wanted to be King”, though I don’t believe a word of it. This is further supported by the fact that he lacks a growing bald patch which is present on the genuine male lineage.
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But the News of the Screws newspaper paid for a dna test didn’t they, so therefore it must be true, that he is indeed and verily the entitled Prince wot he’s meant to be. I think…
and the band played ‘Believe it if you like’ !!
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Newspapers will pay for anything that they think will sell their papers.
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Not as much as his supposed father and his half-brother!
He’s younger than them and is clearly a Spencer .
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Well said RightNow.
It’s such a shame the impression our media give of us Brits. Can assure you there’s loads of us who don’t jump on the bully bandwagon and feel that Harry and Meghan have been treated badly by the media and don’t blame them from wanting to leave the country and make a new life for them and their children.
Their choice has only made me admire them more and the way I look at it is, it’s our loss and your gain and no wonder our media numbers are falling dramatically. If only they concentrated on real news and not just gossip what a wonderful world it would be.
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Wendeey how have they been treated badly by the media when he opens his mouth and says stupid things .
Ie ‘ I popped into the U.K. to see that the Queen was being protected and had the right people about her ‘
He said that in an interview the media didn’t make it up .
How does that make anyone feel and how exactly is he going to protect her ?
In-between his Netflick performances.
Both he and his wife lied consistently throughout the Oprah interview . We didn’t need the media to tell us this we saw it with our own eyes and heard it from their own lips .
Ie “ we were married in the backyard three days before the wedding ‘ ( had this really been true - it’s wasn’t -) it would have saved the tax payer nearly some £2.5 million for their showy wedding .
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Muddy I’m not going to get into a row with you about it, you have your opinions, I have mine and you’ve made your starting point from only a few months ago when they’d already left the country, when the starting point was from years ago when Diana was still alive. And the truth of the matter is nobody but the Royal Family know the true story of what’s happened throughout his life everything you read in the papers is just gossip and I don’t get involved in gossip.
I’m a royalist and also feel for Harry and Meghan, so I sit on the fence and feel for both sides by the way they get treated by the media. They build them up to knock them down like they’ve done with many people over the years.
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Long driver I think it’s wrong to continually imply that Harry is Hewitts son .
Prince Harry was born in 1984 Diana did not meet Hewitt until 1986 .
Hewitt looks very much like Diana’s father as a young man - probably why she was attracted to him in the first place .
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One thing that “Cringe and Ginge” HAVE done is expose what an awful shower the rest of the “Royal Family” are and now with the increasing previously hushed-up scandals being expose —. Then there’s now the outrageous propaganda machine of The Firm becoming clear it’s making an increasing number of people ask just why the hell do we need this unelected over privileged shower anyway? It’s not as if any of them actually do anything for the humongous cost. Republic coming down the pike? I do sincerely hope so and very soon. As for Megan? She’s putting a bit of weight on!
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