Lots of diesel fuel going cheap LOL!

The Navy has noticed over £250,000 of diesel fuel has been misappropriated from HMNB Devonport in Plymouth. This is not just a few cars filling up quietly, but major theft that must have involved tankers and crew. Where were the MOD police when all this theft was taking place?
More than £250,000 of diesel reportedly stolen from Royal Navy base - Cornwall Live

It’s not cpo pertwee is it……?

Nah, Able Seaman Johnson (Ronnie Barker) would have noticed when he was hanging out his smalls :wink: