Did you know, Losos is a type of Atlantic Salmon ? Anyway and by the by…Rats, damned hard to shift, even Rommel the Desert Fox had great problems trying to get rid of the Desert Rats, but you live in West Suffolk so that nugget of information is totally useless. The question you should be asking is why you have rats…a food source nearby or shelter…?
Don’t you just love these learning experiences?
Meg, get a shed, and tick it off your bucket list…
A nice new wooden shed will also make you even more attractive to men, the last line on your personality profile on dating sites should always end with, ‘ I also have a new empty shed that needs a man…
It’s Guaranteed to get you some quick responses. No!:shock: Don’t thank me, this is yet another free service that we at Rehab Counselling Services provide for all our clients.
Rehab 
I don’t need a shed, I keep all my bits in the garage in orderly ranks of tidiness 
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And I certainly don’t want to be attractive to men :shock: why on earth would any sensible woman of my age want to do that 
if I had a shed I would keep it free of men .
Now you are giving me ideas Rehab.
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I have a very large shed, about 18 ft long.
I could get about a dozen fella’s in there if I cleared some of the junk out.
But on reflection, I think perhaps I am safer with the clutter.
Orderly ranks of tidiness
Damn! I love it when you talk dirty in a military way Meg
I thought that lady’s only raison d’être was to be be attractive to men…am I out of date or just old fashioned?
Well get you! Mine is 18 foot long…:shock: Talk about willy waving. bloody shed envy is start to creep into the thread.
Mups stick to dogs my dear I find they are usually easier to train and better behaved than men…
…both…
Yeh but, we don’t pee on the carpet or shed
Oh dear, I must talk to my grandkids, both lovely young ladies about changing my image and thought processes
My new one is bigger!
Sweet! Luckily my guy works shift work so I spend most of the time by myself anyway.
He’s younger and not yet retired. :-p
Point taken
Oh it will get her a quick response alright.:shock:
Men! Oh gawd my ribs 
What? :shock:
Look love let’s bave a reality check ok? An 18 foot shed is either a barn or a small hanger, look around is it full of tractors, if yes It’s a barn, if no, does it contain an aircraft or dirigible . if yes it’s an aircraft hanger. If no then it’s still a shed and there is something wrong with your tape measure ok?
I shall measure my shed in daylight tomorrow, and then return and deal with you, young man.
It may well be a little bigger even, so be prepared to eat your heart out sunshine. 
Rehab my friend, true to my word I have been out and measured my small hangar.
I know you will not believe this, but it is actually bigger than I thought.
It is approx 21ft x 7’6".
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I inherited it with the house, and as I haven’t got a garage to clutter, it is very handy indeed, although I have lost a lot of growing space because of it.
I think it the chap who used to live here built it as his workshop.
It has a concrete floor, not a wooden one. It looks like he then built an extension onto it and made it into the length it is now.
So there you are my dear, I was not making it up, and if every you want to park your helicopter here you would be most welcome. 
Good grief Mups that’s ginormous…
We could could hold the Jockeys Nostril Landlords Annual Bash in there
You’ll have to come and help me clear the clutter out first.