On a railway train heading North
Heading up to the bridge at Forth
On a railway train heading North
Heading up to the bridge at Forth
As we passed through Melrose
On a railway train heading North
Heading up to the bridge at Forth
As we passed through Melrose
I got cramp in my toes
On a railway train heading North
Heading up to the bridge at Forth
As we passed through Melrose
I got cramp in my toes
It hurt from back in Perranporth.
Too late EZ 
One day, while on a coach trip
One day, while on a coach trip
The guy next to me let it rip
One day, while on a coach trip
The guy next to me let it rip
He flew down the aisle
One day, while on a coach trip
The guy next to me let it rip
He flew down the aisle
Tripped and fell in a pile
One day, while on a coach trip
The guy next to me let it rip
He flew down the aisle
Tripped and fell in a pile
And the passengers gave him a âtipâ
As a storm blew over the Moors
As a storm blew over the moors
It blew off one of my doors
As a storm blew over the moors
It blew off one of my doors
It was swept up by a thermal
As a storm blew over the moors
It blew off one of my doors
It was swept up by a thermal
They say âThis time itâs terminalâ
As a storm blew over the moors
It blew off one of my doors
It was swept up by a thermal
They say âThis time itâs terminalâ
And then it took off with me drawers! 
As I ran down the road in haste
As I ran down the road in haste
My knickers had to be chased
As I ran down the road in haste
My knickers had to be chased
But in that late time of day
As I ran down the road in haste
My knickers had to be chased
But in that late time of day
They just blew away
As I ran down the road in haste
My knickers had to be chased
But in that late time of day
They just blew away
Did I worry? Nope, just wasnât phased.
I guess I must start a new rhyme
I guess I must start a new rhyme
Yes, and youâve done it in good time