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It’s strange where the odd socks go
That’s something I would like to know
You see them here and there
Shame you can’t find a pair
Perhaps that’s something we’ll never know

An old tramp was sat on a bench

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An old tramp was sat on a bench
When who should sit beside him but a pretty young wench

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An old tramp was sat on a bench
When who should sit beside him but a pretty young wench
He thought my luck has changed

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Or am I just deranged

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An old tramp was sat on a bench
When who should sit beside him but a pretty young wench
He thought my luck has changed
Or am I just deranged
Blimey what is that God awful stench

I’m in need of a jolly good shower

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Chillie - how did you copy that without the ‘quote’ thingy?

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I’m in need of a jolly good shower
'Cos I smell like an old cauliflower

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I’m in need of a jolly good shower
'Cos I smell like an old cauliflower
Just washing the sprouts

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I’m in need of a jolly good shower
'Cos I smell like an old cauliflower
Just washing the sprouts
but I have my doubts

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I copied the text then pasted in to reply. But as you know it inserts a quote. So select the text in reply and delete, then paste again. It then inserts just the text.
Long way round I know but I couldn’t get it to work any other way.

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I need to try that, Chillie - I also highlight the text I want to copy, paste it but then have to delete the first and last lines (which contains the quote marks). Like you, I think we may be missing something.

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I’m missing lots of things :joy:

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I don’t think we are alone but chin up - I haven’t even got round to inserting an Emoji!

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To pick up where we left off …

I’m in need of a jolly good shower
'Cos I smell like an old cauliflower
Just washing the sprouts
but I have my doubts

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I’m in need of a jolly good shower
'Cos I smell like an old cauliflower
Just washing the sprouts
but I have my doubts
'Cos even the dogs seem to cower.

I had an old collie named Flo

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I had an old collie named Flo
Who was the perfect pet, although …

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I had an old collie named Flo
Who was the perfect pet, although …
Her tail would not wag

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I had an old collie named Flo
Who was the perfect pet, although …
Her tail would not wag
And her ears they would sag

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I had an old collie named Flo
Who was the perfect pet, although …
Her tail would not wag
And her ears they would sag
poor old waggyless saggy Flo

A long slithery snake named Fred

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A long slithery snake named Fred
Used to curl up at the bottom of my bed