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3101

The buzzard said to the Kite
I’ve got a sandwich here, do you fancy a bite
But the Kite didn’t like cheese
Said ,no thank you , but please

3102

The buzzard said to the Kite
I’ve got a sandwich here, do you fancy a bite
But the Kite didn’t like cheese
Said ,no thank you , but please
If you put in some pickle I might

So the kite then flew off to her nest

3103

So the kite then flew off to her nest
But she flew to the east, instead of west

3104

So the kite then flew off to her nest
But she flew to the east, instead of west
The buzzard followed her flight

3105

So the kite then flew off to her nest
but she flew to the east, instead of west
the buzzard followed her flight
all through the night

3106

So the kite then flew off to her nest
but she flew to the east, instead of west
the buzzard followed her flight
all through the night
Buzz off said the kite you’re a pest

So the buzzard flew off feeling sad

3107

So the buzzard flew off feeling sad
And a bit pissed off I might add

3108

So the buzzard flew off feeling sad
And a bit pissed off I might add
His ego deflated

3109

So the buzzard flew off feeling sad
And a bit pissed off I might add
His ego deflated
And his flying poorly rated

3110

So the buzzard flew off feeling sad
And a bit pissed off I might add
His ego deflated
And his flying poorly rated
And got a thick ear from his dad

The monkey looked down from the tree

3111

The monkey looked down from the tree
And was surprised at what he could see

3112

The monkey looked down from the tree
And was surprised at what he could see
A chimp with a stick

3113

The monkey looked down from the tree
And was surprised at what he could see
A chimp with a stick
Who was taking the mick

3114

The monkey looked down from the tree
And was surprised at what he could see
A chimp with a stick
Who was taking the mick
At the same time having a pee.

Disgusted, the monkey called down

3115

Disgusted, the monkey called down
To the monkey that peed, you’re a clown

3116

Disgusted ,the monkey called down
to the monkey that peed, you’re a clown
so what, came the call

3117

Disgusted ,the monkey called down
to the monkey that peed, you’re a clown
so what, came the call
You can do sod all

3118

Disgusted ,the monkey called down
to the monkey that peed, you’re a clown
so what, came the call
You can do sod all
And this made the poor monkey frown

Don’t bother the orang Utan said

3119

Don’t bother the orang Utan said
Whilst his face turned a bright shade of red.

3120

Don’t bother the orang Utan said
Whilst his face turned a bright shade of red
For embarrassed he seemed