A trade show I’m going to tomorrow
I’ll be looking for ladies to follow 
A trade show I’m going to tomorrow
I’ll be looking for ladies to follow
It’s at Harrogate North Yorks
A trade show I’m going to tomorrow
I’ll be looking for ladies to follow
It’s a Harrogate, North Yorks
Just past where the road forks
A trade show I’m going to tomorrow
I’ll be looking for ladies to follow
It’s at Harrogate, North Yorks
Just past where the road forks
I need some dark glasses to borrow
I once climbed a tree for a dare
I once climbed a tree for a dare
But me trousers fell down - I was bare
I once climbed a tree for a dare
But me trousers fell down - I was bare
Down below in the mud
I once climbed a tree for a dare
But me trousers fell down - I was bare
Down below in the mud
Was our old friend Judd
I once climbed a tree for a dare
But me trousers fell down - I was bare
Down below in the mud
Was our old friend Judd
Wondering," Do I want a peach or a pear?" 
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A lovely young fellow called Plops
A lovely young fellow called Plops
Went to town in just his socks
A lovely young fellow called Plops
Went outside in just his socks
Then I must hide my eyes
A lovely young fellow called Plops
Went outside in just his socks
Then I must hide my eyes
For he’s not in disguise
A lovely young fellow called Plops
Went outside in just his socks
Then I must hide my eyes
For he’s not in disguise
Which bit did you recognize our Mups?
EZ will be moving house soon.
EZ will be moving house soon.
When he does he’ll be over the moon
EZ will be moving house soon.
When he does he’ll be over the moon
All the boxes are sealed
EZ will be moving house soon
When he does he’ll be over the moon
All the boxes are sealed
And his sores have all healed
EZ will be moving house soon
When he does he’ll be over the moon
All the boxes are sealed
And his sores have all healed
And his dish ran away with the spoon
There was a lady from Calcutta