A man took his dog to the vet
To have a bad leg break re-set
The vet said “look mate”
It’s something I hate
But I aint had me dinner yet.
You beat me EZ. 
Will the sun ever come out?
Will the sun ever come out?
Said the vicar with the big snout
Will the sun ever come out?
Said the vicar with the big snout
He looked out the window
Will the sun ever come out?
Said the vicar with the big snout
He looked out the window
Said “where did the sun go”
Will the sun ever come out?
Said the vicar with the big snout
He looked out the window
Said “where did the sun go”
Then fetched a choirboy a clout
I’m off to Solihull in the morn
I’m off to Solihull in the morn
Will you be off at the crack of dawn?
I’m off to Solihull in the morn
Will you be off at the crack of dawn
No, off at 10.30
Have to see to Gertie
I’m off to Solihull in the morn
Will you be off at the crack of dawn
No, off at 10.30
Have to see to Gertie
But don’t let her wee on your lawn.
There was a young man from Penang
There was a young man from Penang
Who broke wind whenever he sang
There was a young man from Penang
Who broke wind whenever he sang
His mother said Lou
There was a young man from Penang
Who broke wind whenever he sang
His mother said Lou
You’d better not poo
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There was a young man from Penang
Who broke wind whenever he sang
His mother said Lou
You’d better not poo
You’ll upset your Ying and your yang
A young man who bought a new car
A young man who bought a new car
Drove it to Leamington Spa
A young man who bought a new car
Drove it to Leamington Spa
With one hell of a splash
A young man who bought a new car
Drove it to Leamington Spa
With one hell of a splash
And big drastic dash
A young man who bought a new car
Drove it to Leamington Spar
With one hell of a splash
And a big drastic dash
He drove it straight into the bar.
The fox sat watching Mick’s hens