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I asked him from whence he had come?
U asked him from whence he had come?
And asked if he wanted some fun
U asked him from whence he had come?
And asked if he wanted some fun
To my horror he said
U asked him from whence he had come?
And asked if he wanted some fun
To my horror he said
My husbands name’s Ted
I asked him from whence he had come?
And asked if he wanted some fun
To my horror he said
My husbands name’s Ted
And walked off, as his peeing was done
There once was a lady named Tilly
There once was a lady named Tilly
Who liked her skirts to be frilly
There once was a lady named Tilly
Who liked her skirts to be frilly
She looked like a doll
There once was a lady named Tilly
Who liked her skirts to be frilly
She looked like a doll
But was really a troll
There once was a lady named Tilly
Who liked her skirts to be frilly
She looked like a doll
But was really a troll
Who really was a silly Billy
I once thought it is a shame
I once thought it is a shame
That men are always to blame
I once thought it is a shame
That men are always to blame
But I soon liked the idea
I once thought it is a shame
That men are always to blame
But I soon liked the idea
And quickly made it clear
I once thought it is a shame
That men are always to blame
But I soon liked the idea
And quickly made it clear
Blaming men is the name of the game
A transgender fella from Spain
A transgender fella from Spain
Got on an aeroplane
A transgender fella from Spain
Got on an aeroplane
Sitting next to a nun
A transgender fella from Spain
Got on an aeroplane
Sitting next to a nun
He nibbled on a bun
A transgender fella from Spain
Got on an aeroplane
Sitting next to a nun
He nibbled on a bun
But it gave his tummy a pain.
It’s the start of another new week
It’s the start of another new week
And to be LTP I will seek
It’s the start of another new week
And to be LTP I will seek
But you haven’t a hope
It’s the start of another new week
And to be LTP I will seek
But you haven’t a hope
I’m sure we will cope