Can anyone tell me why
We can flap our arms, yet not fly
Could it be we’re too heavy?
Or that we’ve had a bevvy?
Or is it we don’t want to die?
A visit to the doc’s on the morrow
A visit to the doc’s on tomorrow
I do hope its joy and not sorrow
A visit to the doc’s on tomorrow
I do hope its joy and not sorrow
Time will tell
A visit to the doc’s on tomorrow
I do hope it’s joy and not sorrow
Time will tell
Well give us a yell
A visit to the Doc’s on the morrow
I do hope it’s joy and not sorrow
Time will tell
Well give us a yell
And we’ll all send you luck…you can borrow.
A limerick is a silly wee rhyme
A limerick is a silly wee rhyme
Get it right and it will be sublime
A limerick is a silly wee rhyme
Get it right and it will be sublime
Not like this one then?
A limerick is a silly wee rhyme
Get it right and it will be sublime
Not like this one then?
It’s only worth five out of ten ? :-p
A limerick is a silly wee rhyme
Get it right and it will be sublime
Not like this one then?
It’s only worth five out of ten ?
It is definitely gone past its prime
We all felt that terrible draft
We all felt that terrible draft
Was it from for’ard or was it from aft?
We all felt that terrible draft
Was it from for’ard or was it from aft?
It blew down my neck
We all felt that terrible draft
Was it from for’ard or was it from aft?
It blew down my neck
Then all way down the deck
We all felt that terrible draft
Was it from for’ard or was it from aft?
It blew down my neck
Then all way down the deck
Then a ghostie appeared and just laughed.
It is getting colder and colder outside
It is getting colder and colder outside
The sun’s comin’ up so let’s hide !
It is getting colder and colder outside
The sun’s coming up so let’s hide
It must warm up soon
It’s getting colder and colder outside
The sun’s coming up so let’s hide
It must warm up soon
We’ll soon be in June