Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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Can summer really be on the way?
So the forecasters say

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Can summer really be on the way?
So the forecasters say
But you can’t trust those guys

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Can summer really be on the way?
So the forecasters say
But you can’t trust those guys
With their weather-based lies

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Can summer really be on the way?
So the forecasters say
But you can’t trust those guys
With their weather-based lies
Spring has been, so I will play

Shorts come on when legs are shaved

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Shorts come on when legs are shaved
Goodbye to thick trousers I waved

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Shorts come on when legs are shaved
Goodbye to thick trousers I waved
Shave my legs? Not a chance!

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Shorts come on when legs are shaved
Goodbye to thick trousers I waved
Shave my legs? Not a chance!
But men do this over in France

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Shorts come on when legs are shaved
Goodbye to thick trousers I waved
Shave my legs? Not a chance!
But men do this over in France
Despite all the sniggers they’ve braved

Winter clothing has been put away

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Winter clothing has been put away
Not up here they haven’t I say

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Winter clothing has been put away
Not up here they haven’t I say
Why, aren’t those up there harder?

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Winter clothing has been put away
Not up here they haven’t I say
Why, aren’t those up there harder?
We are this side of the border

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Winter clothing has been put away
Not up here they haven’t I say
Why, aren’t those up there harder?
We are this side of the border
Yet they still keep their coats on all day":lol:

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There once was a fella from Leeds

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There once was a fella from Leeds
Who was famous for his deeds

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There once was a fella from Leeds
Who was famous for his deeds
But when he had done enough

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There once was a fella from Leeds
Who was famous for his deeds
But when he had done enough
He retreated in the huff

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There once was a fella from Leeds
Who was famous for his deeds
But when he had done enough
He retreated in the huff
Deciding to just meet his own needs

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A lady stood out in the rain

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A lady stood out in the rain
And watched water rise in her drain

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A lady stood out in the rain
And watched water rise in her drain
A plumber passed by