]A couple went off on a cruise
Just to get some cheap booze
But when in the duty free
They bumped into me
So all they got was a bruise
A randy old bird from Caerphilly
A randy old bird from Caerphilly
Had a boyfriend whose first name was Willy
A randy old bird from Caerphilly
Had a boyfriend whose first name was Willy
He was called that for obvious reasons
A randy old bird from Caerphilly
Had a boyfriend whose first name was Willy
He was called that for obvious reasons
It grew and shrank with the seasons
A randy old bird from Caerphilly
Had a boyfriend whose first name was Willy
He was called that for obvious reasons
It grew and shrank with the seasons
Especially in Winter when it was Chilly
There was a big man from Kent
There was a big man from Kent
Who gave up chocolate for lent
There was a big man from Kent
Who gave up chocolate for lent
But it didn’t last long
There was a big man for Kent
Who gave up chocolate for lent
But it didn’t last long
His willpower went wrong
There was a big man from Kent
Who gave up chocolate for lent
But it didn’t last long
His willpower went wrong
So to the naughty step he was sent.
I think i shall have to go soon
I think I shall have to go soon
I’m off for a jaunt to the moon
I think i shall have to go soon
I’m off for a jaunt to the moon
Don’t forget to “Fill up”
I think I shall have to go soon
I’m off for a jaunt tot he moon
Don’t forget to ‘fill up’
And take your big cup
I think I shall have to go soon
I’m off for a jaunt to the moon
Don’t forget to “Fill up”
And take your big cup
The moon soon? Don’t be a loon!
It’s a Dump The Dandies day
It’s a Dump the Daisies day
Just after a roll in the hay 
It’s a Dump the Daisies day
Just after a roll in the hay:blush:
Now that sounds just great
It’s a Dump the Daisies day
Just after a roll in the hay
Now that sounds just great
So don’t you be late