And peed like a weir…
There was a mathematician named Hall
Who had a hexahedronical ball
The cube of its weight
Twice his pecker plus eight
Was four fifths of five eights of naff all.
http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/emb/t1816.gif
I’m still trying to figure out what’s happened here?
Besoeker, if you look back you will see each person writes one line, until there are 5 lines in all. 
Then whoever writes the last line, starts the first line of the new limerick. 
Are you going to start a new one now, then we can follow on?
Hope it’s OK if I start one then?
Judd went to a party one night
Judd went to a party one night
To everyone’s delight
Judd went to a party one night
To everyone’s delight
He got out his pecs
Judd went to a party one night
To everyone’s delight
He got out his pecs
But Nellie needed her specs
[psst! start the new one,Mups…]
Do keep up Pugs! We’ve done all that! :roll:
Ah…er…ignore me…it’s these new shoes-they don’t have wifi…
these shoes, they don’t have wifi
I think the Pug has got high
hehe, sorry couldn’t resist, back to the limerick
Judd went to a party one night
To everyone’s delight
He got out his pecs
But Nellie needed her specs
She said “oh my what a sight”
Her eyes had popped out her head
Her eyes had popped out her head
Mups genuinely thought she was dead;
Her eyes popped out of her head
Mups genuinly thought she was dead
His pecs were a bulging
And that’s all I’m divulging
Her eyes popped out of her head
Mups genuinly thought she was dead
His pecs were a bulging
And that’s all I’m divulging
So it’s nudge nudge wink wink (Nuff said)
There I was stood in a queue
There I was stood in a queue,
with a crossword,but stuck on a clue;
There was I stood in a queue
With a crossword, but stuck on a clue
Then the bloke next to me
There was I stood in a queue
With a crossword, but stuck on a clue
Then the bloke next to me
Said it starts with a P
There I was stood in a queue
With a crossword, but stuck on a clue
Then the bloke next to me
Said it starts with a P
As he leaned over me shoulder to view.
As the bus came over the hill
As the bus came over the hill
Going fast if fair gave me a chill
As the bus came over the hill
Going fast it fair gave me a chill
and though I held out my hand
As the bus came over the hill
Going fast it fair gave me a chill
and though I held out my hand
Things did not go as planned