Limerick (Part 4)

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The officer was mightily impressed
But told Gertie to get herself dressed

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The officer was mightily impressed
But told Gertie to get herself dressed
He then read her her rights

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The officer was mightily impressed
But told Gertie to get herself dressed
He then read her her rights
While she put on some tights

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The officer was mightily impressed
But told Gertie to get herself dressed
He then read her her rights
While she put on some tights
And tried hard to look her best.

The officer then led her away

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The officer then led her away
Much to the dwarf’s dismay

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The officer then led her away
Leaving the poor dwarf to go his own way
Gertie was thrown into a cell

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The officer then led her away
Leaving the poor dwarf to go his own way
Gertie was thrown into a cell
Which she shared with Michelle

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The officer then led her away
Leaving the poor dwarf to go his own way
Gertie was thrown into a cell
Which she shared with Michelle
A woman who turned out be gay.

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Gert and Michelle soon became friends

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Gert and Michelle soon became friends
With Gertie promising to make her amends

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Gert and Michelle soon became friends
With Gertie promising to make her amends
But Michelle was planning to break out

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Gert and Michelle soon became friends
With Gertie promising to make her amends
But Michelle was planning to break out
And without any doubt

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Gert and Michelle soon became friends
With Gertie promising to make her amends
But Michelle was planning to break out
And without any doubt
Gertie wanted to meet some boyfriends.

So Gertie started to chat up the prison guard

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So Gertie started to chat up the guard
A very big man who looked fierce and hard
She sidled up, swaying her hips

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So Gertie started to chat up the guard
A very big man who looked fierce and hard
She sidled up, swaying her hips
And puckered up her lips

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So Gertie started to chat up the guard
A very big man who looked fierce and hard
She sidled up, swaying her hips
And puckered up her lips
But he just stamped her card

You’re not my type the guard said

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You’re not my type the guard said
“I could be if you take me to bed”

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You’re not my type the guard said
“I could be if you take me to bed”
The guard eyed her up

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You’re not my type the guard said
“I could be if you take me to bed”
The guard eyed her up
Guessed she’d be a D cup

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You’re not my type the guard said
“I could be if you take me to bed”
The guard eyed her up
Guessed she’d be a D cup
But he was already wed.

But Gertie was hard to refuse