Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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Last summer I went to the zoo
Thought I saw Winnie The Pooh

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Last summer I went to the zoo
Thought I saw Winnie The Pooh
But it was Ally the Ape

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Last summer I went to the zoo
Thought I saw Winnie The Pooh
But it was Ally the Ape
Was she wearing a cape?

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Last summer I went to the zoo
Thought I saw Winnie The Pooh
But it was Ally the Ape
Was she wearing a cape?
No and she was covered in shampoo

Miss Bessie in Forktown has 19 dogs

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Miss Bessie in Forktown has 19 dogs
I often see her wearing her clogs

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Miss Bessie in Forktown has 19 dogs
I often see her wearing her clogs
As she takes them for walks

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Miss Bessie in Forktown has 19 dogs
I often see her wearing her clogs
As she takes them for walks
Up to where the road forks

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Miss Bessie in Forktown has 19 dogs
I often see her wearing her clogs
As she takes them for walks
Up to where the road forks
Then the dogs to punters she flogs

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There once was a Beast from the East

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There once was a Beast from the East
Who blew loads of snow on the Piste

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There once was a Beast from the East
Who emptied plenty of snow on the Piste
A good three foot deep

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There once was a Beast from the East
Who emptied plenty of snow on the Piste
A good three foot deep
When I awoke from my sleep

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There once was a Beast from the East
Who emptied plenty of snow on the Piste
A good three foot deep
When I awoke from my sleep
I’ll be so glad when it’s all ceased.

Going out to walk on the ice

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Going out to walk on the ice
Take care not to slip once or twice

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Going out to walk on the ice
Take care not to slip once of twice
Cos if you do

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Going out to walk on the ice
Take care not to slip once or twice
Cos if you do
Your walk you will rue

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Going out to walk on the ice
Take care not to slip once or twice
Cos if you do
Your walk you will rue
And your bum won’t feel very nice. :smiley:

A poor frog froze in his pond

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A poor frog has froze in his pond
When a fairy appeared with a wand

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A poor frog has froze in his pond
When a fairy appeared with a wand
Then frog felt fine

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A poor frog had froze in his pond
When a fairy appeared with a wand
Then frog felt fine
And said “Will you be mine?”