Limerick (Part 4)

I once met an old man from Poole
I seem to remember him from school
In his younger days
He was oft’ in a daze

I once met an old man from Poole
I seem to remember him from school
In his younger days
He was oft’ in a daze
He was also as stubborn as a mule

He has a daughter with green hair

He has a daughter with green hair
These days no one would stare

He has a daughter with green hair
These days no one would stare
Here and now, anything goes

He has a daughter with green hair
These days no one would stare
Here and now, anything goes -
Bright green hair with yellow toes

He has a daughter with green hair
These days no one would stare
Here and now, anything goes -
Bright green hair with yellow toes
With a bum uncovered and bare

It’s minus six outside

It’s minus six outside
Tis true - you haven’t lied

It’s minus six outside
Tis true - you haven’t lied
My snowdrops are covered in snow

It’s minus six outside
Tis true - you haven’t lied
My snowdrops are covered in snow
Going out today? I don’t think so

It’s minus six outside
Tis true - you haven’t lied
My snowdrops are covered in snow
Going out today? I don’t think so
Correct, I’m staying inside

They say the snow warning is Red

They say the snow warning is Red
Oh no, I better stay right in bed

They say the snow warning is Red
Oh no, I better stay right in bed
I’ll be snug and warm

They say the snow warning is Red
Oh no, I better stay right in bed
I’ll be snug and warm
Forgetting all things storm,

They say the snow warning is Red
Oh no, I better stay right in bed
I’ll be snug and warm
Forgetting all things storm,
And tucked up cosily instead.

Tomorrow I may venture out

Tomorrow I may venture out
As I feel just a little bit stout

Tomorrow I may venture out
As I feel just a little bit stout
It will be good just to walk

Tomorrow I may venture out
As I feel just a little bit stout
It will be good just to walk
Away, you’re all talk

Tomorrow I may venture out
As I feel just a little bit stout
It will be good just to walk
Away, you’re all talk
Or I might just give you a clout. :smiley:

Last summer I went to the zoo