I once met an old man from Poole
I seem to remember him from school
In his younger days
He was oft’ in a daze
I once met an old man from Poole
I seem to remember him from school
In his younger days
He was oft’ in a daze
He was also as stubborn as a mule
He has a daughter with green hair
He has a daughter with green hair
These days no one would stare
He has a daughter with green hair
These days no one would stare
Here and now, anything goes
He has a daughter with green hair
These days no one would stare
Here and now, anything goes -
Bright green hair with yellow toes
He has a daughter with green hair
These days no one would stare
Here and now, anything goes -
Bright green hair with yellow toes
With a bum uncovered and bare
It’s minus six outside
It’s minus six outside
Tis true - you haven’t lied
It’s minus six outside
Tis true - you haven’t lied
My snowdrops are covered in snow
It’s minus six outside
Tis true - you haven’t lied
My snowdrops are covered in snow
Going out today? I don’t think so
It’s minus six outside
Tis true - you haven’t lied
My snowdrops are covered in snow
Going out today? I don’t think so
Correct, I’m staying inside
They say the snow warning is Red
They say the snow warning is Red
Oh no, I better stay right in bed
They say the snow warning is Red
Oh no, I better stay right in bed
I’ll be snug and warm
They say the snow warning is Red
Oh no, I better stay right in bed
I’ll be snug and warm
Forgetting all things storm,
They say the snow warning is Red
Oh no, I better stay right in bed
I’ll be snug and warm
Forgetting all things storm,
And tucked up cosily instead.
Tomorrow I may venture out
Tomorrow I may venture out
As I feel just a little bit stout
Tomorrow I may venture out
As I feel just a little bit stout
It will be good just to walk
Tomorrow I may venture out
As I feel just a little bit stout
It will be good just to walk
Away, you’re all talk
Tomorrow I may venture out
As I feel just a little bit stout
It will be good just to walk
Away, you’re all talk
Or I might just give you a clout. 
Last summer I went to the zoo