Bill Badger dug a new hole
And came face to face with a mole
They both got a fright
Which started a fight
And the mole got eaten, poor wee soul.
There was a young lady called Sally
There was a young lady called Sally
Whose husband was a bit of a wally
There was a young lady called Sally
Whose husband was a bit of a wally
So one day she thought
There was a young lady called Sally
Whose husband was a bit of a wally
So one day she thought
I think that I ought
There was a young lady called Sally
Whose husband was a bit of a wally
So one day she thought
I think that I ought
To liven him up in the alley.
What a nice sunny day it has been
What a nice sunny day it has been
You should see the sights I have seen
What a nice sunny day it has been
You should see the sights I have seen
That sounds like a worry!
What a nice sunny day it has been
You should see the sights I have seen
That sounds like a worry!
Just think something furry
What a nice sunny day it has been
You should see the sights I have seen
That sounds like a worry!
Just think something furry
I would do, but i’m really not keen.
So what furry thing have you seen?
So what furry thing have you seen
A mole and his name was Dean
So what furry thing have you seen?
A mole and his name was Dean
A mole with a name?
So what furry thing have you seen
A mole and his name was Dean
A mole with a name ?
He was really quite tame
So what furry thing have you seen?
A mole and his name was Dean
A mole with a name?
He was really quite tame
That’s good cos they’re usually quite mean.
I’ve researched my family tree
I’ve researched my family tree
So are you related to me ?
I’ve researched my family tree
So are you related to me ?
According to the charts you’re my sister
I’ve researched my family tree
So are you related to me ?
According to the charts you’re my sister
But I am a Mister