Limerick (Part 4)

I think we should tone all this down
We don’t want old admin to frown!
Or upset some peeps
Give old guys “The Weeps”

I think we should tone all this down
We don’t want old admin to frown!
Or upset some peeps
Give old guys “The Weeps”
Or a face that’s as red as a clown

I once met a man with a horse

I once met a man with a horse
The man was a jockey of course

I once met a man with a horse
The man was a jockey of course
His legs were so bowed

I once met a man with a horse
The man was a jockey of course
His legs were so bowed
He had to be towed

Hi Rhian

I once met a man with a horse
The man was a jockey of course
His legs were so bowed
He had to be towed
But could still kick a ball with some force.

A wizard who lived in a cave

A wizard who lived in a cave
Didn’t know how to behave

A wizard who lived in a cave
Didn’t know how to behave
His manners appalling

A wizard who lived in a cave
Didn’t know how to behave
His manners appalling
His spells, just galling

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A wizard who lived in a cave
Didn’t know how to behave
His manners appalling
His spells, just galling
Got his wand out and gave it a wave. :blush:

A lady from Spain took a trip

Ha! Liking your style Tezza!!!

A lady from Spain took a trip
But she only took it to make herself “hip”

A lady from Spain took a trip
But she only took it to make herself “hip”
She soon wanted home

A lady from Spain took a trip
But she only took it to make herself “hip”
She soon wanted home
But she stopped off in Rome

A lady from Spain took a trip
But she only took it to make herself “hip”
She soon wanted home
But she stopped off in Rome
And met a man with a vice-like grip.:shock:

Bill Badger dug a new hole

Bill Badger dug a new hole
And came face to face with a Mole

Bill Badger dug a new hole
And came face to face with a mole
They both got a fright

Bill Badger dug a new hole
And came face to face with a mole
They both got a fright
Which started a fight