Limerick (Part 4)

Following that we could then
Take the bus and go to see Den

Following that we could then
Take the bus and go to see Den
It will be good to catch up

Following that we could then
Take the bus and go to see Den
It will be good to catch up
And play with his new pup

Following that we could then
Take the bus and go to see Den
It will be good to catch up
And play with his new pup
And be back home in bed by ten.

It’s such a grey day here

It’s such a grey day here
Makes me fancy a beer

It’s such a grey day here
Makes me fancy a beer
Turn on the telly

It’s such a grey day here
Makes me fancy a beer
Turn on the telly
Have some ice cream and jelly

It’s such a grey day here
Makes me fancy a beer
Turn on the telly
Have some ice cream and jellY
No thanks Make me feel queer

The weather is getting to bad

The weather is getting too bad
Going out in it you must be mad

The weather is getting too bad
Going out in it you must be mad
Best to stay at home

The weather is getting too bad
Going out in it you must be mad
Best to stay at home
With my dog and her bone

The weather is getting too bad
Going out in it you must be mad
Best to stay at home
With my dog and her bone
Plenty of fun to be had.

I have avoided the January sales

I have avoided the January sales
Some shoppers are hard as nails

I have avoided the January sales
Some shoppers are hard as nails
No bargains for me

I have avoided the January sales
Some shoppers are hard as nails
No bargains for me
No big shopping spree

I have avoided the January sales
Some shoppers are hard as nails
No bargains for me
No big shopping spree
I’m saving for a trip to the Dales

Bertha and Bessie were twins

Bertha and Bessie were twins
Two lovely country bumpkins

Bertha and Bessie were twins
Two lovely country bumpkins
But both loved the same boy

Bertha and Bessie were twins
Two lovely country bumpkins
But both loved the same boy
A handsome lad called Leroy