Who likes to throw shapes on a dancefloor?
Definitely not me, well not anymore
Who likes to throw shapes on a dancefloor?
Definitely not me, well not anymore
My dancing days done
Who likes to throw shapes on a dancefloor?
Definitely not me, well not anymore
My dancing days done
Prefer less energetic fun
Who likes to throw shapes on a dancefloor?
Definitely not me, well not anymore
My dancing days done
Prefer less energetic fun
But my Travolta is still a treat to be sure!
The town flasher was busy last night
The town flasher was busy last night
That must have been a dreadful sight
The town flasher was busy last night
That must have been a dreadful sight
Well it’s one I’ll remember
The town flasher was busy last night
That must have been a dreadful sight
Well it’s one I’ll remember
It’s cold flashing in December
The town flasher was busy last night
That must have been a dreadful sight
Well it’s one I’ll remember
It’s cold in December
And it gave me a bit of a fright.
Have you made any plans for this year?
Have you made any plans for this year?
Might be a bit early I fear
Have you made any plans for this year?
Might be a bit early I fear
But I’ll try to be good
Have you made any plans for this year?
Might be a bit early I fear
But I’ll try to be good
“Cos I know that I should” 
Have you made any plans for this year?
Might be a bit early I fear
But I’ll try to be good
“Cos I know that I should”
Now I just need to get myself in gear.
I need to take the Christmas tree down
I need to take the Christmas tree down
And then get some goods from the town
I need to take the Christmas tree down
And then get some goods from the town
But ain’t it bad luck?
I need to take the Christmas tree down
And then get some goods from the town
But ain’t it bad luck?
Superstitions just suck
I need to take the Christmas tree down
And then get some goods from the town
But ain’t it bad luck?
Superstitions just suck
And leave on my face a large frown.
Wouldn’t it be good if we
Wouldn’t it be good if we
Danced around a mulberry tree
Wouldn’t it be good if we
Danced around a mulberry tree
We could have such fun
Wouldn’t it be good if we
Danced around a mulberry tree
We could have such fun
And then when we’re done
Wouldn’t it be good if we
Danced around a mulberry tree
We could have such fun
And then when we’re done
We could come back to my house for tea.
Following that we could then