I feel like taking a trip
Have you been to Ruislip?
Can’t say I have
I feel like taking a trip
Have you been to Ruislip?
Can’t say I have
Cos you’re not a Chav
I feel like taking a trip
Have you been to Ruislip?
Can’t say I have
Cos you’re not a Chav
changed me mind I’m having a kip
The garden will need work soon
The garden will need work soon
Should you have started in June?
The garden will need work soon
Should you have started in June
Grass needs a mow
The garden will need work soon
Should you have started in June?
Grass needs a mow
Watch out for your toe!
The garden will need work soon
Should you have started in June?
Grass needs a mow
Watch out for your toe!
Whilst mowing you must whistle a tune.
Today some places had hail
Today some places had hail
Others were blowing a gale
Today some places had hail
Others were blowing a gale
By gosh did it rain
Today some places had hail
Others were blowing a gale
By gosh did it rain
But it went down the drain
Today some places had hail
Others were blowing a gale
By gosh did it rain
Bit it went down the drain
But some puddles so big you could sail.
I think I’ll go see a friend
I think I’ll go see a friend
To see if she is on the mend
I think i’ll go see a friend
To see if she is on the mend
Please give her my love
I think I’ll go see a friend
To see if she is on the mend
Please give her my love
Is she your turtle dove?
I think I’ll go see a friend
To see if she is on the mend
Please give her my love
Is she your turtle dove?
No, she’s giving me a tenner to spend
Logged in a bit late today
Logged in a bit late today
I will be late hitting the hay
Logged in a bit late today
I will be late hitting the hay
Now everyone’s gone
Logged in a bit late today
I will be late hitting the hay
Now everyone’s gone
Not quite; there’s still one,
Logged in a bit late today
I will be late hitting the hay
Now everyone’s gone
Not quite; there’s still one,
That’s nice I really must say.
It’s Sunday, my favourite day