Limerick (Part 4)

I feel like taking a trip
Have you been to Ruislip?
Can’t say I have

I feel like taking a trip
Have you been to Ruislip?
Can’t say I have
Cos you’re not a Chav

I feel like taking a trip
Have you been to Ruislip?
Can’t say I have
Cos you’re not a Chav
changed me mind I’m having a kip

The garden will need work soon

The garden will need work soon
Should you have started in June?

The garden will need work soon
Should you have started in June
Grass needs a mow

The garden will need work soon
Should you have started in June?
Grass needs a mow
Watch out for your toe!

The garden will need work soon
Should you have started in June?
Grass needs a mow
Watch out for your toe!
Whilst mowing you must whistle a tune.

Today some places had hail

Today some places had hail
Others were blowing a gale

Today some places had hail
Others were blowing a gale
By gosh did it rain

Today some places had hail
Others were blowing a gale
By gosh did it rain
But it went down the drain

Today some places had hail
Others were blowing a gale
By gosh did it rain
Bit it went down the drain
But some puddles so big you could sail.

I think I’ll go see a friend

I think I’ll go see a friend
To see if she is on the mend

I think i’ll go see a friend
To see if she is on the mend
Please give her my love

I think I’ll go see a friend
To see if she is on the mend
Please give her my love
Is she your turtle dove?

I think I’ll go see a friend
To see if she is on the mend
Please give her my love
Is she your turtle dove?
No, she’s giving me a tenner to spend

Logged in a bit late today

Logged in a bit late today
I will be late hitting the hay

Logged in a bit late today
I will be late hitting the hay
Now everyone’s gone

Logged in a bit late today
I will be late hitting the hay
Now everyone’s gone
Not quite; there’s still one,

Logged in a bit late today
I will be late hitting the hay
Now everyone’s gone
Not quite; there’s still one,
That’s nice I really must say.

It’s Sunday, my favourite day