Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
2341

I see Liverpool won last night
Did they put up much of a fight
This is football, so no
And they’re rubbish you know

2342

I see Liverpool won last night
Did they put up much of a fight
This is football, so no
And they’re rubbish you know
So perhaps best kept out of sight.

I fancy some lasagne for my tea

2343

I fancy some lasagne for my tea
Is there enough for me?

2344

I fancy some lasagne for my tea
Is there enough for me?
Too late, I’ve ate it

2345

I fancy some lasagne for my tea
Is there enough for me?
Too late, I’ve ate it
Ate every last bit

2346

I fancy some lasagne for my tea
Is there enough for me?
Too late, I’ve ate it
Ate every last bit
I only had enough for me.

I might have a ride on the bus

2347

I might have a ride on the bus
Well get on and don’t make a fuss

2348

I might have a ride on a bus
Well get on and don’t make a fuss
Do you have a free pass?

2349

I might have a ride on a bus
Well get on and don’t make a fuss
Do you have a free pass?
To travel first class

2350

I might have a ride on a bus
Well get on and don’t make a fuss
Do you have a free pass?
To travel first class?
Oh No! But i’m not gonna cuss.

2351

Do you ever swear when you’re mad?

2352

Do you ever swear when you’re mad?
Yes - but nothing too bad

2353

Do you ever swear when you’re mad?
Yes - but nothing too bad
I love a good curse

2354

Do you ever swear when you’re mad?
Yes - but nothing too bad
I love a good curse
Quick send for the nurse

2355

Do you ever swear when you’re mad?
Yes - but nothing too bad
I love a good curse
Quick send for the nurse
His injection he never had! :lol:

I don’t know what to have for tea

2356

I don’t know what to have for tea
Something quick 'n easy for me

2357

I don’t know what to have for tea
Something quick 'n easy for me
Cheese on toast will do fine

2358

I don’t know what to have for tea
Something quick 'n easy for me
Cheese on toast will do fine
With a bottle of wine

2359

I don’t know what to have for tea
Something quick 'n easy for me
Cheese on toast will do fine
With a bottle of wine
That’ll be nice if the cheese is Brie

I feel like taking a trip

2360

I feel like taking a trip
Have you been to Ruislip?