Leisurely Scribbles (part 5) (Part 1)

yes but wasn’t he a cross -dresser ? - how do they walk in high heels? God the thought terrifies me - john wayne in high heels and that funny walk!!

Wayne was no Clint.

Bloody Cowboy Actors.

when I try to imagine him cross-dressing I cannot believe it - well Jem if ya got the certificate etc etc and you can do the walk then ‘cross dressing’ is on the cards mon?

Normally I can only do the Jaaaahn Wayne walk when I have thrown my back out. You are right Jem, it’s definitely all in the hips.

You may have heard of, or even participated in a Talk like a Pirate day, ha-harr, but at work we used to have a Talk like a John Wayne day, of course, as well as Talk like the copper from Allo Allo, and Talk in Franglais day.

Management were not amused. :mrgreen:

wasn’t he detained for being with the communist groups? they did go after a lot of actors didn’t they?

So did the Comanches.:lol::lol:

Oi haven’t you got any bike work to do? the daily reports have stopped - you hit a problem,?

I am preparing a couple for sale at a moderate profit, to fund a bit more of the Bomber, there is some money to be made in “Recycling”.:wink:

I have got to fetch another one on Tuesday though.:slight_smile:

See, to buy this spec Bomber complete would be £4500.00, I can build if for £2300.00, use it a few times then sell it to a kid on the estate, with more drug money than sense.:wink:

hahaha - that made me chuckle and Mrs Spitty is alright with all this extra-curriculum work you’re doin??

It keeps me out of misschief.:lol:

dear dear wot to do with you? we could package you up and send you to China?

If I spend too much on the Bomber, I will be sent to Coventry.:slight_smile:

“Management were not amused”
Very hard to amuse management Fruity, if you really want to amuse them try asking for a raise, they always find that hilarious.;-):slight_smile:

John Wayne a member of the communist party!!!
You must be joloking me Bret, they don’t come any more conservativly republican than Wayne.:shock:

“John Wayne was more than just a Hollywood actor. He was an icon, a symbol of the fearless pioneer, fighting Indians, advancing the settlers into unknown territory, always defeating, even humiliating the Indians—proud tribes such as the Sioux and Apache. John Wayne was also a staunch conservative and white supremacist, transferring his movie roles into political life.” Source: Opinion.


Spitty I noticed you are fast approaching 30,000 posts!
Do you realise what they would look like stretched out?
That’s a standard BBC maths question, the answer has always been something to do with the Moon and back.:smiley:

You are now six times a chatterbox, what an arsenal of ammo that would give the wife the next time she asks you to do unlikeable chores?

My missus doesn’t look in here anymore thank God, the last time she looked a few years ago I had something like 8,000 posts and she verbally let me have it hot and heavy, God help me if she looked in now, I can just hear her if she seen my count today.:shock:

“Oh so you haven’t time to cut the hedge or replace the cracked board on the stairs, yet you can find the time to chatter away 17,000 times on a forum, who are you trying to cod?”:slight_smile:
But I think she forgot the name of the forum, hopefully.:wink:

Ah the rare auld times, some nice old photos in this video that I’ve never seen before, I enjoyed looking at them.
So sad about the singer Luke Kelly of the Dubliners, he was only 44 when he died.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=/ZTYkbyL4Yxk

Round figures, how does a person end up there, 36, 24, 36, nowt round about that.

Bad teaching, probably.

i thought all women loved those figures but only on themselves?

are a heart rendering song Jem - ya could transfer any name where dublin is and you’d make a hell of a lot more money ; like Manchester ; Hull; Birmingham etc

Thanks for the “Heads-Up” Jembo, being the Eternal Auditor I am, just done a quick calculation. At present the post rate is nine per day, to go the the distance with precision and etiquette, this needs to drop to roughly 2.143884892086331;-) better keep an eye on the quality of these posts, and make sure they are Carbon Neutral.:lol::lol:

(They may be recycled further down the line)

EDIT

Let the “Weaning” begin.

(Just did this to see if an edit equals a BOGOF:lol::lol:)