Leisurely Scribbles (part 5) (Part 1)

I was watching the President’s inauguration today, some great celebrities performing for him too.

Great to listen to a sane man making a good calm reassuring speech of unification to a troubled nation, that’s the essence of good politics in my humble opinion.
I sincerely wish all Americans peace, prosperity, and good luck with their new President. :slight_smile:

One lady who sang the national anthem and I’ve heard of but never heard her singing was Lady Gaga. She has a wonderful voice in my opinion.

Probably the reason I never tuned into her before was her name, it put me off straight away, it could be a sub conscience thing with me because in the Dublin of my boyhood ‘Ga ga’, and pardon me for being rude, meant children’s shit, I kid you not, any Dubliner of my generation will confirm that fact, especially the wives who had to clean all the ga ga off the cloth nappies before washing them, yukidy yuk yuk!

Never liked that Queen song either “Radio Ga Ga”, God knows there’s enough shit on the radio as it is.:smiley:

So you can understand why her name was shit as far as I was concerned, but after hearing her today I was pleasantly surprised and shall enjoy her voice for ever after.:slight_smile:

I was reading that corvid 19 was discovered in a batch of ice cream in China the other day. luckily they were on the ball and able to trace the batch and destroy it before it caused any harm.

Scary when you think it can get into foodstuffs, makes you extra cautious.

The wife was going out to the bread shop today, as she was going out the door I absentmindedly said to her, “Make sure you don’t get Hovis 19”:slight_smile:

But it was her reply that really baffled me, it was a classic Phyllis conundrum.

“Thanks Jem, I always knew you had more sense than brains”.:confused::confused::confused:
Figure that one out if you can.

Good old Mitch Miller, lets all hope for happier days ahead for all of us.;-):slight_smile:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=/V13gNK094UM

First time I saw Ga ga’s face today, fit Bird, old habits die hard.:lol::lol::wink:

I never worked directly for a woman, but worked alongside many of them. I can’t think of a one that wasn’t as good as the blokes, and in many cases were better at the job.

As I said before, sexism and bigotry were rife throughout the site, 13,500 employees when I started, but thankfully was not the norm.

A woman working in an office in any capacity, admin or engineer, would barely get a comment.

A woman walking through the shop floor could be traced by the catcalls and banging of hard things on other hard things. I heard tell of one well endowed lady who was subjected to this. After she had walked a short distance she stopped, turned to the men making the noise and said in a loud voice, “What’s the matter, have you never seen a pair of effing tits before?”
Respect to her.

Over years that sort of thing faded away, partly because of rules and legislation, and partly due to an increasing number of women in all parts of the workplace.

I was a union man. It wasn’t a closed shop and I was invited to join. Several of the union members were good enough to tell me it wasn’t compulsory and it was entirely up to me.

I did join but gradually become disillusioned with the whole thing, so when someone suggested I would make a good union rep, I threw my name in the hat and got voted in. I wanted to change things from the inside.

I turned round a meeting of all the senior reps where the full time rep and his henchman were calling for an overtime ban. The members I represented didn’t want one.
The senior rep said this was a problem and “we” needed to change their minds. I said that, no, I was representing the views of my members, not imposing your ideas on them.
Another rep than said the same thing about his members, and after a debate on ethics, the ban was thrown out.

Like I said, changing things from the inside.

I went up against my boss, his boos, and a very senior HR chappy once because my lot couldn’t (wouldn’t) cover a particular job at weekends (because by then we didn’t get paid for on-site overtime).
Instead we had an agreement and boosted salary to work unpaid overtime, then take the time off later.

The meeting started with the HR chap being very aggressive and “in your face”, quoting “the rules” and the agreement.
Then I produced my evidence. The hourly paid chaps and chapesses were asked to work overtime over a week in advance. We only had three chaps from our side who were trained to do the particular job in question. Two had been given two days notice, and the other only one day.

Then I showed him that the department had worked in excess of 700 hours of overtime across all trades, it was increasing day on day, nobody was being given the time off that they had accrued, and it was always the same group of about a dozen people who bore the brunt of this work which was the opposite of what the agreement said.

By the end of the meeting he was sitting back and telling my boss and his boss that they needed to do something about this to make sure everyone got the time off they deserved.

I don’t miss any of it now except the insults and banter that was the fuel that kept the department going.

Yep was in a closed shop to start with, but, would have joined regardless, what was amusing was the fact that management and workers belonged in the same Peer Group, but were encouraged to do the bidding of the political illuminati.:lol:

“What’s the matter, have you never seen a pair of effing tits before?”:lol::lol:

Good for you Fruity, the worst of being quiet and taking everything that’s thrown at you is they take advantage of this and walk all over you, anyway as soon as I knew enough about the game and had enough to finance meself (with great help from my Dad) I went solo and to hell with bosses, the best thing I ever did and I’ve never looked back since.
All finished now, me old eyes are worn out and I just potter about the shed, but I can still do a job now and then using a good magnification light.:slight_smile:

The wife has only one soap program that she watches religiously three times a week.
Thank God, and I consider myself lucky for that, it’s only half an hour long so I don’t mind enduring it, I don’t watch it but you can’t help overhearing some of the crap when it’s on.

Tonight, as far as I could make out, an old Aunt was giving advice to her young single nephew, he was becoming involved with a married woman who’s husband was working away from home, and she was trying her best to discourage him, it was all baloney to me but the words that hit me were her final words to the young man.

“You’re a young man Brian, you have your whole life ahead of you, you want to find yourself an uncomplicated woman and settle down”

An “uncomplicated woman”???, where would the poor chap find one of those I ask yeh!, it would be easier to find the holy grail.:smiley:

Surely she misread the script and meant an unattached woman?

I still can’t get over that, an uncomplicated woman, there ain’t been one born yet me oul Son.:lol:

I’ve never heard a cow sing nor ever a heifer humming
It’s not in their nature you see
And there never existed an uncomplicated woman
I’m sure most men would agree.

Still we love ‘em and can’t do without them, bless them all.
“A man without a woman is like a fish without a tail” (song ’Silver Dollar’ 1955.:slight_smile:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=/ywp6xXUttcM

I had been looking forward to beginning a course of Silver Smithing last Autumn, Jem, but - thanks to C19 - it didn’t happen. Am sort of muddling through on my own - don’t like to be beaten. At least I am now fairly competent with a soldering iron! Gives the cats something to laugh at anyway!

The course will no doubt pop up again Silver.
Good news about the soldering and keep at it, there are only three basic things to learn, using the blowtorch soldering, using the files, and using the sawframe, once you get used to using them you can make anything you wish, and with your imagination the choices are endless.
You will rough up your hands a bit from filing but your fingers will toughen up after a while, it you get a burn on your fingers while soldering rub you finger through your hair straight away for a few seconds, this will prevent a blister. Keep me posted on your progress and if you want any tips just ask me.:wink:
Best of luck GOLDIE! ;-):slight_smile:

I always wondered why there are so many little buggy things or robots forever roaming around forums, nearly always more of them than ’signed in’ members.

I was shocked to see this in an article relating to spotting people who broke into the White House recently.

“Facial recognition firm Clearview said, “We have over 3 billion photos that we indexed from the public internet.”:shock:

3 BILLION !! That’s a hell of a lot of heads to have on their books without the folks permission, I like the way they say “indexed” from the public internet instead of “Nicked”.:slight_smile:

Now you have your mug shot taken before you even contemplate committing a crime. :smiley:

At least in the old days you had to be arrested before they could take took finger prints, let alone your photo.

All our mugs are on file now and there’s nothing we can do about it, we are all suspects waiting for a suitable crime to happen, God preserve us all, welcome to the new “free world”.:lol:

Drat!! My cunning plan for another Hatton Garden job are well and truly scuppered now. :lol:

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I have gone through three pairs of good slippers in the three lockdowns so far, the slipper business has never had it so good since this pandemic hit us, good luck to them, it’s an ill wind an all that.:wink:

But then you have the other side of the coin, the leather shoe and boot makers must be having it rough as nobody is going out to wear them out, and if they do go out they can only go so far, so you lose on slippers and gain on leather, balance, that’s what it’s all about I suppose.

Long time since I heard Nancy Sinatra singing this, ah memories of back in 1966, when figures were figures and legs were legs, feast yer eyes on this lot lads.;-):slight_smile:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=/m2fPkzJsMU8

Looking at that, Jem, it is hard to believe the lovely Nancy is 80!

Fat Soldiers.

Looking at the news from Washington DC the day before the inauguration, thousands of armed soldiers in the capital walking around to be ready for any trouble. Thankfully it all went off peacefully.:slight_smile:

I have to say I have the utmost respect for the men and women who serve in the military, putting your life on the line for your country is about as noble as you can get.

What I could not help noticing was that so many soldiers were overweight, what good is a fat soldier I ask myself?, how do they manage an assault course without having a heart attack? how are they able to crawl under a booby-trapped wire fence? how much does it cost per day to feed each overweight soldier? obviously they require more belly timber than the normal weighted soldier.
They say an army marches on it’s belly, by the look of things these days it won’t be long before it actually does.;-):slight_smile:

Of course me being a civilian all my life I know nothing about soldiering, barring the two years I spent as a weekend one star private in the reserve forces here, I thought I’d never get out of it, definitely not for me the military life.

Times are changing when a good percentage of your military strength are overweight, but that could be a good thing if you think about it. It could bring forward an hasten the program for robot soldiers and let them do the fighting instead of losing precious human lives, if it comes to the crunch we already have the fat air force pilots sorted by using drones.

There were certainly no fat soldiers in my day, they wouldn’t accept you if you were overweight, and neither would you be accepted if you were too skinny and underweight.

Even as a boy when the brother and me were playing with our lead ‘soldiers’, they were all lean and fit looking specimens, the two fat pieces we had in the whole collection was the Farmer in our farm set, he had a smiling face with two jam jaw cheeks and a huge belly on him, and the village Policeman, but the peeler wasn’t as fat as the Farmer, all us townies used to say that there’s no such thing as a skinny Farmer, he gets hungry and out he goes to choke a chicken or two, whereas if poor old townie hasn’t got the price of a loaf of bread he has to go without it.:slight_smile:

Somehow soldiers just don’t look right to me when they are fat, thoughts of an army of fat farmers comes to my mind.

My older brother went on to serve six years in the Irish Guards, he said he enjoyed his time there, but he got out because he didn’t want to end up a ‘lifer’ in the army.

Some lead Guardsmen similar to what we played with for hours on end, n’er a trace of lead poisoning in either of us after years of handling them every day, shame they introduced those horrible plastic solders, toy soldiers were never the same again.:frowning:

https://i.postimg.cc/tCqF4wqK/lead.jpg

I was being lighthearted with this post, but when I looked into it deeper on google it seems overweight soldiers are a big problem with the military all over the western world.:shock:

“Ain’t it funny how their Missus always looks the bleedin same”.

So much for “Facial Recognition”.:lol::lol:

I hadn’t really noticed the expanding girths of the military, but it appears to be a problem in law enforcement as well.

I spent a lot of time working in the USA and I was surprised how many fat coppers there were. Mind you, on my first visit there I was surprised how many fat people there were in the population as a whole.

There seemed to be two sizes of people; “normal” and fat, with nothing in between.

There were very few pleasantly plump, or chubby people. The problem appeared to be that people went to work, came home tired, and went out to eat because it was cheap and easy to do.
Supersizing was endemic, and pushed for all it was worth. “For only an extra dollar, you can have twice as much fatty processed food or teeth rotting fizz, sir,” and that was in sit down restaurants.

Steaks in the 'States are usually juicy, tasty and tender, and carry the much vaunted USDA (US Department of Agriculture) endorsement. I had a very interesting chat with a chap in an airport bar once.
He had an organic pig farm, as well as working for the USDA. He told me that all that endorsement means is that it is fit for human consumption, not that it is good, or good for you.

He said that US steaks are tasty and tender because the animals are fed on corn or maize. The problem is that cows aren’t designed to run on corn and maize, they are designed to run mainly on grasses and the plants that grow alongside them.

It’s a bit like running a petrol engine on paraffin. It will work, but not very well. You need to tinker with the fuel and airflow. Bigger flow jets, more air, and increased cooling.

When you try to use corn and maize to fuel a cow, it gets upset tummies, and there are four of them per beast. This causes infections, so the cow has to be pumped full of anti-biotics, some of which can still be in the meat we eat. This isn’t a case of using antibiotics if or when they get an infection, they are all pumped full of the stuff because they will get problems due to their forced unnatural diet.

The military, well I never served, nor did I ever want to. My job took me to several RAF bases, and an Army base in the UK, and two US Air Force bases “over there,” so I got to see, and sometimes mix with the troops. I have a few stories I can tell about that.

My Dad was a Quaker, and Conscientious Objector during WW2. When he refused to be called up he went before a tribunal to plead his case. He once told me that he didn’t know if he was going to be put in prison, or up against a wall and shot.
Thankfully he was excused service on religious grounds, and was conscripted into the Land Army instead and set to work on a five acre small holding in the grounds of a large private school.
My Mum started there as a nursery nurse when she was sixteen which is how they met. He took her to the cinema a few years later and there was newsreel footage of the death camps.
It changed him completely. He lost his faith and decided that actually there were some things that were so evil that actually it was right to take a life. He went and joined the British Army, but was too late by then to see action.
He was promoted a couple of times, and offered a commission to become an officer, but was injured during a training exercise and was given an honourable discharge.

I didn’t know any of this until I was about forty when our eldest was doing a project on the war and decided he was going to interview his grandparents and great grandparents to find out what it was like for them, including the women who were at home bringing up the children whilst their men were away for several years.

I have since found lots of things about my grandfathers and great uncles who fought during WW1 thanks to a suitcase full of photos and documents, including a postcard album.

One snippet from my research revealed that my great uncle Vic was a staunch socialist, and refused to take a life.
He won a medal for bravery as a stretcher bearer.

I too have the greatest of respect that serve to keep our shores safe.

All the history I have accumulated was live, and of the minute, not sure if it is factually correct, but, it was from the heart, for better or for worse.

Very enlighening post Fruity, I’ve never been to the USA although I have plenty of relatives there and in Canada.

Most British men I know of my generation served in the forces at one time or other, I remember the conscription over there.
My maternal grandfather was gassed in the first world war and died as a result, I would have loved to have known him, my mother told me he was a steeplejack before he enlisted in the Dublin Fusiliers.:frowning:

Live history is the only true history you’ll ever get Spitty, see it yourself before anyone has the chance to twist it into something else to suit their own ends.:wink:

Some things I have personally witnessed in my time have already been doctored for the young, history is 90% lies and exaggeration as far as I’m concerned.:slight_smile:

“Some concentrate while others spread themselves thin”

That was the answer given to me by an old retired watchmaker when I had asked him why he became a watchmaker in the first place.

This chap could make his own cogs and springs by hand when he had to and used to oversee all the government clocks on their buildings throughout the city, he really knew all there was to know about clockwork, whereas meself who’s been a goldsmith all me life knows absolutely nothing about watches and clocks, nor do I want to, cogs, spindles, and springs are not my cup of tea.
What he meant was, to be great at something you had to give it your all, and if ever a man concentrated it was old Sammy.:slight_smile:

’Spread yourself thin’, that was going through my mind when I got home to my dear wife, she was spreading the butter on a plate of freshly baked scones (that’s sko-ens, and not scons in my neck of the woods), she was lavishing it on a bit thick and I says to her, “You’d want to watch your weight love, don’t slap on too much butter”

Now before I’m accused of being nasty to her let me point out that herself and the daughter always ask me to remind them to watch their weight if they eat too much or look too fat, I don’t know how many times I’ve been asked the question “Does my bum look big in this?”, anyway she said to mind my own business and she’d eat what she likes when she likes, fair enough but why involve me in the whole fat thing in the first place, It matters not to me if she’s the width of ten as long as she has her health. God you never can win with the female sex can you.:confused:

Now there’s an idea for a new low fat butter, the slogan could be “Spread yourself thin”:smiley:

I forgot to switch off the landing light last night, when I came down this morning I found two flyers had come through the letterbox.:smiley:

“You know you’re getting old when you stop to think and forget to start again.”

That was said to me years ago by Ben Oculars, a man of great vision.

“A World of our own”
An appropriate song for lockdowns I think, good on ya Judith, a fine Australian girl and she’s still going strong, what a voice that lady has.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=/PSxwqBJLU8A

The Seekers, then the New Seekers, who needs all this reinvention?

Fit Birds or not, this needs to stop!

Indeed Spitty, as I once said in Rome when an Italian fella came at me in a side street with a stiletto in his hand, “You have a point there” :slight_smile:

The Beach Boys and the Pet Shop Boys, in fact any old band with “Boys” in it should cop on to themselves, hairy old boys as me granny would say, they ought to change to “The Beach Old Lads” and “The Pet Shop Pensioners”, one must remember that one is a boy for only so long, they did not think ahead. :slight_smile:

And where would you leave “Boy George”, how’s he going to out of that name when he’s collecting his pension?, good job Billy the kid was a lousy singer, he is remembered still as a naughty kid, but he was lucky, he got shot while he was still young.:wink:

They should all engage a little foresight in these matters.:smiley:

It’s now €36 retail for a 50 gram. packet of Golden Virginia Tobacco here, the highest price in the World I reckon having checked around, I believe our government take 80% of that in taxes and duty, they harvested 146 billion euro from tobacco last year alone.:shock:

I manage to get about a week out of a packet now, used to get four days so I’ve cut down a fair bit.:slight_smile:

Seems the anti-smoking brigade have just about won the battle, however one of their claims I know is a load of baloney, the one that states smoking causes impotency as portrayed on some packets, not true, I’ve smoked all my adult life and so have all my old friends, men do talk about these things in the pub sometimes, it’s never affected me or them in the least, plus I’ve always enjoyed lying back and having a smoke after it.;-):smiley:

Look at all the huge families they used to have in the days when the vast majority smoked.

Well I stood me ground and lost, but I’m a good loser and it’s an unhealthy habit anyway, so good luck to them, it’s what comes next that bothers me.

They have already started on the booze banning trail, so I would imagine that when the last nail is hammered into the last smokers coffin it will create a vacuum, then they’ll really open up and go to town on all forms of booze and the devil knows what else that takes their fancy.

I think obesity will be last on the list because the vast majority will be obese by then, seems it’s perfectly acceptable and completely legal to stuff yourself to death with junk to the point where one is incapable of standing never mind walking, or to have to inhale all the poisonous gasses from traffic, but a quiet smoke is now almost a hangable offence, how times have changed since my younger days,
Incidentally, do they still offer you a cigarette before they execute you? or is that now banned on health grounds?:lol:

Maybe they might settle on the skinny folks to satisfy their graving for banning something they disagree with, thin will become the new fat “No person under 15 stone served in here”, or perhaps men’s beards, maybe even folks with pointed left elbows, who knows, nothing will be safe from the ban it brigade.
I thank God I won’t be around then, freedom me arse, when minorities become majorities they put the beggar on horseback to shame. :smiley:

As that Cowboy of old Johnny Mack Brown said to his gal in the film “Stampede”
“We started off with a few cows and a bull and boy have we grown into a mighty herd, and Sally honey, when the herd gets going there ain’t no stopping’ em, and that’s for sure”

You never spoke truer words Johnny, yeeee haaaa! round ‘em up rawhide!:slight_smile:

This is my great Uncle Dave as a boy, a very tough lad was young Dave, he used to chew broken bottles, train cocks for fighting, and could spit the eye out of a frog ten paces away, just wondering what he would have thought of the smoking ban. ;-):lol:

https://i.postimg.cc/k4NF1bFH/weird-Vintage-photos-kid-smoking-chicken.jpg