Leisurely Scribbles (part 5) (Part 1)

No way Danno, Hybolock Jack was the crane operator, hydraulics were a doddle to him. ;-):smiley:

Talking Pictures show mostly old British made films and there were quite a lot of them made during the 50’s and 60’s, in the cinema they were nearly always the “little picture” to back up the main feature, the film makers, usually Cohen and Levy, had the same old reliable collection of actors that we had become familiar with, Terence Morgan, Bill Owen, Jimmy Handley, Billy Whitelaw, Thora Hurd, Hazel court, Peggy Mount, and Irish actors, Cyril Cusack, Eddie Byrne, Dermot Morgan, Noel Purcell, and a couple of American lads, I can never remember their names, who probably settled in Britain after the war or were hounded out of Hollywood by the McCarthy committee.
Sam Wanamaker came to Britain in 1950 and stayed because, in his own words
“In 1950 I went to England to do a play, and around that time the whole McCarthy witch-hunting era had taken hold in Hollywood—so I just stayed in Britain… I knew that because I had worked with actors who had problems in Hollywood, I might have difficulties ”
His daughter Zoe Wanamaker plays “Mrs Oliver” to perfection in the Hercule Poirot series.

There were so many actors working in British films in the 50’s that it’s hard to recall them all. All good enjoyable films even to this day, well for me anyway.:slight_smile:

I have only one complaint about these lovable films and that is the really terrible singers and songs they featured in the night club scenes, and there was always a night club scene in the murder and robbery stories, all the gang leaders seemed to own night clubs back then, it’s as if it was compulsory to include these ear scourging songs and singers that nobody ever heard before and never heard again, methinks they were all relations of Cohen and Levy being given their big break, I read that film producers are often pestered by talentless nieces and nephews to stick them into one of their productions and I’d well believe it, that probably explains how there are so many crappy young actors around today. :lol:

There is however one saloon song that I liked in an American film, it was on Spike TV only a few days ago, a western called “Flaming Feather”, 10 minutes into the film the lady singer sings a song about a jilted woman, the opening line goes “There’s no rings on her fingers, her rings are all under her eyes”, that made me laugh, I know it’s no laughing matter for the woman, but it’s so clever. It goes on “He met her on the ferry, the ferry, he said that they would marry, marry, then he went his merry way”
Some would call him a stinker of the first order, others might call it having your cake and eating it, so young ladies beware, never let a strange man kiss you on the ferry, or anywhere else, well not until you know where he lives anyway.;-):smiley:

Sean Connery and Jill Ireland looking the life and soul of the party in “Hell Drivers” 1957. I think he improved greatly with age, he always looked awkward to me as a young man, nervous, not confident enough, then when he got the hang of it there was no stopping him.

https://i.postimg.cc/Ssw93sXw/Sean-Connery-Jill-Ireland.jpg

Once one gets the Gist, generally there is no stopping one.:lol::lol::wink:

If we have inflation, why has Talk never been so Cheap?

You are right about mediochre film nightclub singers…but lets be honest would you belt out a great song knowing full well there are shady characters with guns or knives who always lurk in darkened night clubs ready to steal your thunder with the odd gory murder or such that distracts your audience…or maybe the singers just weren’t paid enough to sing well. :smiley:

Looking through some old films for clips I found this one and how true it is…or was. They did push those what were risque boundaries as far as they dared in so many different ways. It may seem tame compared to today where little is left to the imagination but…oh that past imagining of what might happen next was so much healthier on the mind. :-D:-D

My Mother used to knowingly say “Nothing new there…we invented it years ago”. You can imagine the look of horror on my face at the very thought of my Mother behaving anything less than a saint. :shock:

Being older and a tad wiser I can look back at my naivety and slighty cringe at my ignorant disdain of her words…:wink:

I remember in my area it was clocking out not off!
And clocking in, not, on!
And we used to lose a quarter if we were one second late!
Donkeyman!

Local dialects, it was Donkeys Years ago.
The clock probably no longer exists.

It seems they got away with a lot of flesh flashing and sexual innuendo in the pre code era Solo. :wink:
I had to laugh at Walter Huston eyeing up that big muscular hunk in that video, tut tut Walter I never thought you were like that.
Barbara Stanwick got around in her younger days, she was a stripper at one time, an interesting life had she.

“Pre-Code Hollywood was the brief era in the American film industry between the widespread adoption of sound in pictures in 1929 and the enforcement of the Motion Picture Production Code censorship guidelines, popularly known as the “Hays Code”, in mid-1934” Wiki.

Meanwhile back in real life.
I always cut me own hair and today was the day to do it again, I have all the gear for it, even a camera that shows one the back of one’s head, handy that. when the haircut was finished I went up to the bathroom to shower and I stripped off, I had turned the boiler on earlier, but when I stepped into the cubicle and turned on the water it was freezing so I jumped back out like a light.
I have this nice silk dressing gown I bought from China a few weeks ago, for the craic really, never wore it before so I thought I’d put it on and surprise the wife, it’s gold, white, and light brown in colour, lots of scrolls are featured and a big golden dragon on the back, the gown feels great on the skin, I also bought a few different coloured cravat type scarves to go around the neck, I was cursing the cold water as I put my new opened toed bamboo slippers on along with the fake diamond studded cravat and gown. I looked like the lord of the Manor as I came down the stairs to inquire about the boiler from the wife.:slight_smile:
She had never seen me in this get up before, and as I walked into the kitchen she bursts out laughing.
“Jaysus would yeh have a look at Lord Muck!, the man who broke the bank at Monte Carlo is only trottin after yeh”
I had a smoke inserted into a Noel Coward style cigarette holder as I asked in my poshest voice.
“What exactly is wrong with the boiler my dearest?”
“I forget to tell you it’s knackered and there’ll be a man here to fix it any minute now, and yeh better get outa that rig before he comes of he’ll think we’re rolling in money and charge us an arm and a leg”:smiley:

Never happy are they, no matter how smart you try to look to please them, that’ll be the last time that gear will see the light of day.:lol:

Charles Deville Wells is credited as being the man who broke the Monte Carlo bank in 1892, good read if you wanted to look it up.
I never heard Frankie Laine singing this before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=/eEqGgjhTAO0

Did nostalgia a long time ago, when possibly it mattered.:-):wink:

spittys spot on wiv ow we all talk diffrent like…oop north here we walk IN to a building to clock ON for work…do our bit…then clock ORF from work and walk OUT of the building but whichever way you do it, in, out, on, off the bosses still had you by that clock wether you were a dawdler or a dasher yer never got a penny more or a penny less for your efforts :-D:-D:-D

Fer lands sake Jem how many of us would have thought you were up for dressing up like that…and flaunting it no less. No wonder the missus had a field day with you…and as for blaming the shower …well I ask you …but you did make me laugh though at the mental pictures you created as the cold shower thing happened to me once where I was left holding the tap and let me tell you I didn’t create such a pretty picture as you did…:-D:-D:-D

Talking of books I have just finished reading Mark Twains Innocents Abroad in which he writes on his disappointment on what he sees. Sarcasm drips from every word as he tears apart all the bigggest and best sights…and I have to admit on a lot of places he was spot on so what he would think now of the same places would be worth knowing. Well worth looking at. :wink:

When On the Clock Card, some folks did so much overtime, they had a “No Publicity” Checkbox on the bottom of the card.:lol:

:lol::lol: That must have been my card, they used to call me “Eat the work Jem” :lol:

That was back in the days when overtime flowed like water from a tap Spitty, time and a half, then double time for Sunday, anyone who repeatedly refused overtime was viewed in a bad light by the management, no way was the work to suffer, everyone was happy to be involved and made sure the orders went out on time, oh happy days and ’tis with fondness that I look back on them.:wink:
Then you reaped your just rewards come Friday and the fat pay packet bulging with crisp new notes. loadsa money! and it’s all in your pocket!, you get that reassuring feeling when you feel the notes crinkle, no need to go stand in a queue at a wall, insert a card, wait, then get a limited amount out, and pay for the privilege of getting your own money back into your own pocket again, stupid when you think about it. :slight_smile:

These days the wives have to work too and still folks can’t manage, and where is all the trust gone? everything today is contracts and accounts, work contract, contract to watch certain TV programs and the internet, pre marriage contract, it seems it’s a privilege now not to have a contract for something, ever see the ads “And no contract needed! Wow!, by God we were well and truly screwed by the powers that be.:frowning:

Remember the days when the banks paid you for lending them your money, now you pay them for holding it for you and they call that progress, one does not see pay packets anymore, because according to the banks there were too many bank payroll robberies, now all the robbing is done from the inside and we are the ones being robbed, and when they’ve robbed it all and gambled it away on also ran investments they have the nerve to ask us to bail them out with a couple of hundred billion, and guess what? we gave it to them, you wouldn’t read it in book of fiction, too far fetched. :smiley:
Indeed workers today don’t even see real money anymore and all the time there are hidden charges and transaction fees, fact is we all fell for it hook line and sinker.
I have no dealings with banks, never had, the old post office is good enough for me, at least the government hasn’t sold that off yet, public resistance seen to that, but they are still trying to flog it off and they’ll be met with more of the same.

Spitty, I was told I’ll have to get some new tactics, where does one get those? I checked with Amazon and Ebay, but no luck.;-):slight_smile:

The boiler fella was quite reasonable yesterday, he spent over an hour working on it and he only charged 70 euro’s, I was expecting it to be around 180 euro’s. Phyllis knows his mother well, she knows more people in Dublin than the Lord Mayor knows.:slight_smile:

Here’s a reminder of more contented times when workers actually whistled and hummed tunes going to work, even the lowest paid messenger boys whistled along on their push bikes, but just look at the grumpy faces on them going to work today, and who can blame them.

100% cash here Jem, sort of, events need to be “Notable”.

Mark Twain, truly deserves the title of “The Father of American Writing” such a great output of work, I have enjoyed his writings since I was lad.
Lovely to see moving film of the man himself puffing away on a cigar long before smoking became a hanging offence.

Good job I didn’t don a pair of frilly knickers, a pink nightdress, and high heels when I stepped out of the cold shower, that would have given her something to really think about, eh Solo.;-):lol:

From one of the best writers to some of the worst.

Here are a few opening lines of books I stumbled upon and found very amusing.

Sue Fondrie.
“Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories”
Ali Kawashima.
“As the dark and mysterious stranger approached, Angela bit her lip anxiously, hoping with every nerve, cell, and fiber of her being that this would be the one man who would understand – who would take her away from all this – and who would not just squeeze her boob and make a loud honking noise, as all the others had”
Chris Wieloch.
“She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination”
Janine Beacham.
“The fairies of Minglewood, which is near Dingly Pool, were having a grand revel with flower-cakes, and butterfly dances, looking ever so pretty, while Queen Bellaflora swept her wand o’er the waterfall’s foam, making it pop like the snot-bubbles on your baby sister’s face”
Molly Ringle.
“For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity’s affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss — a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity’s mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world’s thirstiest gerbil”

There are many more but you get the gist of them.
Here is my favourite one from the lot.
Dennis Barry.
“Despite the vast differences it their ages, ethnicity, and religious upbringing, the sexual chemistry between Roberto and Heather was the most amazing he had ever experienced; and for the entirety of the Labor Day weekend they had sex like monkeys on espresso, not those monkeys in the zoo that fling their feces at you, but more like the monkeys in the wild that have those giant red butts, and access to an espresso machine”

Well there you have it scribblers, all human life is there hidden in the guise of wind powered turbines, honking boobs, butchered pork knuckles, snot bubbles, the world’s thirstiest gerbil, and a pair of randy red arsed baboons going hammer and tongs on a coffee machine in the jungle, what more could you ask for.;-):lol:

Some great book reviews there Jem and no neeed to ask what what was going through some authors minds whilst they were penning those words. :wink:

As an avid reader I am always in charity shops with my must read book list and I note the shelves have been filled for many months now with all the 50 shades of grey sagas…which incidentally is NOT and never will be on my must read book list…but it seems that there is, shall we say, a lucrative market for human life on the edge :smiley:

As a youngster I used to meet my Father on his way home from work and one of the places I passed was an iron foundry which at full tilt production resembled anyones vision of what hell must be like. Massive pounding hammers bashing red hot ingots into shape that sent millions of glowing sparks in all directions…and amidst all this were a few men outlined who in my mind were the bravest mortals on our planet.

I mention this because I see Anthony Gormley has designed ‘something’ to mark the 400 year anniversary of the sailing of the Mayflower from Plymouth to America in 1620…and if you were picturing something sailified…try again and think of Blocks…yes blocks and lots of them. :confused:

Now what else would you expect from he who put an aeroplane on a hill and had the cheek to call it an angel or who stuck nude copies of himself ( he sez) all over Crosby beach. I’m sure the foundry chaps are well pleased with the work and lets face it they are the real artist bending and shaping all that metal… but I feel sure they are thinking what I am…“what have blocks got to do with the Mayflower” !!! :shock:

My favourite book has this discluder on the inside cover.

“Every possible care has been taken to ensure that, to the best of our knowledge, the information contained in this atlas is accurate at the date of publication. However, we cannot warrant that our work is entirely error free and whilst we would be grateful to learn of any inaccuracies, we do not accept any responsibility for loss or damage resulting from reliance on information contained within this publication.”

In other words, it’s not worth the paper it’s printed on.:lol::lol:

Solo, my Uncle Dave worked in a Foundry, and he used to be the dealer in the breaktime game of “Poker”. Every time he dispensed a hand of cards, his pal Mike would drop a smelly fart, Dave would say to Mike, “was that you, you smelly bugger”, Mike would reply “no, the one who Smelt it, dealt it”.:lol::lol:

I love that Angel of the North sculpture Solo, there was a racehorse called Angel of the North and It won several races over the years, I always had a few bob on it so it’s also been lucky for me.:wink:
Nor do I see the connection with the sailing of the Pilgrim and Gormley’s blocks, (he may be discreetly seeking lifelong sponsorship from Lego or Oxo).
We had a local butcher called Gormley, he used to hack up chunks of dead animals on huge wooden blocks, maybe if his new creation doesn’t go down well someone might knock Gormley’s own block off, ah blocks to the whole idea I say.:smiley:

Talking about weird smells Spitty, my eldest grandson has become a Vegan since he started university, he let one go when there were only the two of us here the other day, Christ the smell was woeful, all that organic rotting vegitation builds up inside one then suddenly released in one powerful blast, is this the beginning of smells of the future?, if it is I’m glad I won’t be around.;-):slight_smile:

While we’re on about gas I just had to stick this last one it, it sounds very Mike Hammerish to me, this is all it gives so I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be a western, a romance, or a gangster story.

Andy Russell.
“How I treasured those few and far between weekends in Mary Jane Lee’s little shack a mile outside the one horse town of Bury’em Deep, she was nothing less than a love machine, a throbbing pumping masterpiece of heavenly engineering that needed constant refuelling and right now her tank was empty, and my pump had just received a fresh delivery of gas”

Good on ya Andy, I wouldn’t want to be smoking near you and Mary Jane with all that gas around. Mickey Spillane will never be dead while we have you, wish ya luck with that one.
And Jesus wept.:slight_smile:

Ta for that riveting nugget of nostalgia spitty…mind you those foundry lads could have dropped as many smellies as they felt the need to and they still would have been gods in my young eyes. :-D:-D:-D

We all view art differently Jem and it is as it should be for it would not do for us to all to like the same thing…mind you if I was a glamourous model who had been chosen by Picasso to sit for him, I would have been very miffed to know that whilst I sat there he was deciding wether to paint my bum with an eye on it or stick a breast in the middle of my forehead…we won’t mention where his thoughts were as to where my nose could go. :wink:

One thing is for sure when we see art work with a cloak or something draped over the shoulder we can now say thanks to Mrs Harry Windsor " Hasn’t the artist caught that shrobing nicely"

In case you are not up to speed wiv these trendy things…it’s a new fashion word. A mix of a shoulder…robe…shrobe… so lets have no more of slinging yer jacket/coat over yer shoulders in future…It’s Shrobing yer jacket/coat over yer shoulders. .:smiley:

What would you do wiv out me :mrgreen:

We would be lost without you solo.:wink:

I think about abstract art in the same way I think about the emperor’s new clothes, once one person of importance says it’s a great work all the rest of the arty farty flock will follow and say it’s wonderful too, while the actually artist who doesn’t know an arse from an elbow, as is often demonstrated in his works, just rakes in the lolly and continues churning out the crap, and good luck to him/her, everybody’s on the fiddle in the art game so why not join them.:slight_smile:
Shrobing eh, nice to see new words coming into the language, it certainly annoys the many language purists and spelling checkers that lurk about waiting to pounce. I’m off now to “Shabum” up to the toilet, Shabum is when you slide your under pants down from your bum.;-):smiley: