yes I remember having a terrible row with the next door neighbour and when I got into bed that night my wife said " well honey shows us ya sparkle then"?
Took this for Gummy.
to much glass in between me and the real thing!
SEE? His very first thought,on seeing that…‘‘brick fru window’’…
WHAT a nasty,working-class,disreputable little waste of oxygen he is!
[and btw,you despicable little oik…there should use TWO 'o’s.
Y’see-you uneducated dimmo-“Too” is an adverb. Used before ‘adjectives without nouns’ and immediately prior to using adverbs. Whereas ‘to’ is a preposition,or an infinitive marker,when used with a ‘base verb’…SEE?] …dork!…
Ok,go ahead,Tuppence…sling some mis-spelled insults;we all know you society rejects cannot bear the pain of being disregarded by your superiors…
don’t worry everyone - he’s forgotten to take the blue pills again - wot do I keep tellin ya shettie - ya kenny rely on ya memory no more - it’s failing - you need a pill counter tray - or just a massive over-dose!!
Ohhh,people! I do SO apologise for Aussie-Oik’s lack of morality and equilibrium. [you,no doubt,will look that multi-syllabic word up on ‘Goo-Glit’,dimbud] It becomes ever more obvious that MRS gumbud makes him sleep in the shed-where,between w4nking into his socks & screaming at the sight of spiders,he likes to pretend he has friends…well…A friend…named ‘Teddy’. All together now - awwwwww…
…your go,bruv…
You won’t believe this,Sweets-nobody ever does-but when he came to the UK,I drove the coach he travelled in,as I had full security clearance AND a full PSV licence. A VERY decent man,‘offstage’.
Now you’re showing your age.
Yes,ain’t I just,spitty. 1977…I was a mere 42 at the time.
Bloody Hell!!!
S’up,spitty? Have you sat on your fork?
I was just trying to visualise time, as usual.
And, put it in perspective.
ever studied the word “everlasting” a strong and mighty biblical one too!
Ohhh…well,1977 was either 5,878,499,817,000 x 42 in Light-Year Mileage…[if one ignores variables such as electromagnetism,gravitational curvature,‘black-hole’ throw-off acceleration,etc,etc]…or it Yesterday,in the mind of a grow-up with fond memories and the ability to see the best in life,bro…
77 was good, on the face of it, it didn’t take too much processing power, just plain logic, based on the second class weather, and the gut.
It was a good year inasmuch as,I didn’t get shot/stabbed/blown up,PLUS I got to drive M. Ali Esq;all around Tyneside,plus chat properly with him-and even gave him a bus-driving lesson,when the cameras were absent.
Also,the year I finally became a civvie,after one too many bangs…
Ah started ‘life in HK’ wot an adventure - chipsticks at dawn and Jackie Chan! Kung Hei Fat Choi