Had to edit twice, that is concerning!
Pug
23 February 2019 23:20
13826
…am I on the wrong planet?
Again?..
I posted pipes on unusual photos for you. xxxx
gumbud
23 February 2019 23:30
13828
Ok…[yes,I know ozzie 'erbert’ll be straight on my back]…but,‘nunnery’ is a slang term. It refers to a gathering of women. Shakespeare [who even dimmo Gummy will have heard of] used the term in his play ‘Hamlet’,when he [Hamlet] was yattering about ‘nunneries’ which,in his profane ravings,actually meant ‘brothel’. Whereas ‘convent’,is a word that derives from Latin and means ‘a gathering’. Although today it’s used exclusively to refer to a place of nun’s,originally,it also referred to what today is called a ‘monastery’.
Now,before gummy blows his hat off and the corks all whizz in different directions…when I was butter lad,I was actually allowed to live in a convent,namely New Hall Convent,in Chelmsford,for two reasons. One,was to prevent my father breaking any more of my bones,which he frequently did to get money from my mother’s family…and the other was because my mum was the Matron. So I,moi,yer akshal Ugly-Pug,was the ONLY male allowed on the New Hall estate. I’d go swimming with the girls who were resident pupils there,in the convent’s own small pool…and I was among princesses,duchesses,REALLY high-falutin’ high-profile eminences who later went on to take positions in the upper echelons of society. But,at the age we were,we just splashed each other,‘ducked’ each other,played silly splashing games-the thought of ‘‘Juno who I am!’’ just wasn’t important…whereas,‘‘Can you do a length underwater’’,was.
what can I say ??? - your various upbringings have not helped you at all - still breakin bones heh??
gumbud
23 February 2019 23:31
13829
you posted pipes - I didn’t see any pipes - oh dear spittie will think we are doin trivia again!
Pug
23 February 2019 23:34
13831
True,old chap-they haven’t.
…it chases you.
[and I’m still prettier than you-so,MUHHH!]
Pug
23 February 2019 23:40
13832
Ohhh,yes,Sweetie! Sorry hon-I was too busy,hadn’t spooted them.
The one on the middle shelf at the right rear,is exactly as is mine!
Meerchaum,short stem,deep-bowl,with the semi-transparent mouthpiece!
Ohhh,yes,Sweetie! Sorry hon-I was too busy,hadn’t spooted them.
The one on the middle shelf at the right rear,is exactly as is mine!
Meerchaum,short stem,deep-bowl,with the semi-transparent mouthpiece!
I took that, especially for you Pugsy. xxx
gumbud
23 February 2019 23:47
13834
well I never seed them on de fred - which fred was it? - god talkin to shettie always make me speaka de funny!
gumbud
23 February 2019 23:49
13835
Meerchaum,short stem,deep-bowl,with the semi-transparent mouthpiece
yep last mug shot I seed of you exactly!
Pug
23 February 2019 23:50
13836
LOVE it,Sweets…not as much as YOU,obs…but as a pipe,THAT’S the one to go for. Large-leaf,hand-rolled,Black Cherry & Rum-flavour tobacco,packed not-too-tightly,then a quick ‘blow-through’ to ensure it’s ‘airing’…and apply the heat. …wait for the flame to burn to the bottom of the bowl,pack down with the tamp…give the flavour a few seconds to permeate through…
…Nirvanah…serene,peaceful,richly-flavoured distraction from life’s turmoil…
gumbud
23 February 2019 23:56
13838
is there a harold melvin pipe too??
Pug
24 February 2019 00:02
13839
No,sunbeam…but there IS a ‘blowpipe’
…you’d know about those blowjobs,ammirite???
Not a clue.
gumbud
24 February 2019 00:05
13841
dya wanna go first shettie or me?
