amy at dingle [plug for Jem] RIP you beautiful girl!
Just thinking, do archaeologists looking for friendship and romance, sign up to a Carbon Dating Site???
nah they find it easy to dig them up on sites!! that’s where the experience " I dig you man" comes from!
Good Morning Possums.
Gummy you do make me laugh.
Tell me about it Gummy, I once dated a lady archaeology student, every time we had an argument, she kept Digging Up the past, in the end I had to “Ditch” her.
We have carbon footprints to follow now.
yep she sounded like she was pickin on everything - was she interested in ya old bones at all?
She said loved my circulation system I said to her do you mean that she said of course it’s a “Hearty Fact”.
See what I did there.
sounds like a vampire to me!
I like eggs, but not duck eggs - yuk!
oh I think he was just eggin her on?
Who???
Have you tried Emu eggs???
no he wouldn’t give me any!
He???
They are big eggs!
the female emu is very submissive!
They are not nice when thrown at you.
Look eggs “Duck”.
Ha do you keep all your eggs in one basket?
I wouldn’t go near an egg of any description, dangerous things them eggs, the cause of, salmonella, boils, cholesterol, ingrown toenails, gout, and wars, remember the people of Lilliput fighting over which end of a boiled egg is the proper end to slice off. I’ll stick to me porridge in the morning.
Besides i haven’t eaten chicken in seven years, it’s only natural that I don’t eat their eggs either. It’s disgraceful how the whole chicken and egg thing has deteriorated over the years just to supply the market, chickens are not reared anymore, they’re printed.
Oh Jem that was straight to the point.
But, you do eat cake???
Eggs are in cake you know.
I am not keen on chicken either.
See what I mean?
Duck FFS!!