hey there dude _ how"the lost songs of the isle of skye these days? and the famous shetti snowman?
WELL,Tuppence…for a start,Skye is a Hebridean Island-you turd.
PLUS…we don’t ‘do’ snow in February in Shetland-that’s SO last month…
Oh-plus government LIE,y’know. My mum’s family were forcibly REMOVED from St. Kilda,they did NOT ‘beg to be removed’. THUS,just 7 weeks after the last family was removed and all buildings were vacated-the fkn military moved STRAIGHT in and built a ‘listening post’…which is still in use to this day,bruv. Still,nuffa that…finished darning your sheep yet,poppet?
Now we have the order sorted, all we have to work out is, who is the Chicken, and who is the Egg.
you could never manager eggs spittie - all that jackhammer stuff - dangerous stuff for chicks heh?
Yes, Chicken it must be, as RJ told us all those years ago, Old Age is no place for cissies.
El Spitto,
Did any of m?y garbled comments on PIGS, strike a chord
with you
Of course RJ, we have conversated on this matter in the past, good to see you watching the numbers BTW.
Also, the correct pronunciation is Tammuff.
Good Morning Possums
It’s raining it’s pouring
I am still yawning
I have so much to do
I must go and clean the loo
OMG don’t ya just all wished ya had a woman like that?
What!? Do you mean A Scrubber?
you can call her wot ya like RJ - I would prefer to call her “thank you darling” or " don’t forget to get my cigars darling!"
Just hang on, to what you got.
I have a woman like that already, (big smug grin :-D) “She’s a woman who loves her man, she’s a woman who understands” Not many of them left now I’m afraid, today it’s more like “She’s a woman who loves herself, she makes you wash up all the delph”
“My love don’t give me presents
I know that she’s no peasant
Only ever has to give me
Love forever and forever
My love don’t give me presents
Turn me on when I get lonely
People tell me that she’s only
Fooling?
I know she isn’t”
(Lennon & McCartney)
“Just wait till I get you home Gumbud my dear” 
https://i.postimg.cc/kMRHVZ2q/funny-angry-woman.jpg
Pretty spectacular that, fourteen minutes watching, small fry compared to the build time.
I thought you would like that Spitty.
I made me think.
did I really?
Any thoughts on thinking?