oh there’s shettie on the left!!
Oh, those blue eyes.
oh ya mean frankie “old blue eyes” heh?
where all with ya babe - your our icon!
If one was looking for a blonde in a hurry, would one phone an escort agency and ask for an expresso blonde?
Are Strawberry blondes fruit pickers? ;-)
are you asking us all or do you need to ask sweetie pie?
Excuse me, cheeky chops.
Not really, there are so many different types of blonde around, I think platinum blonde is nice, although real platinum is more of a polished steel colour.
There are some daft ads on TV lately, some good ones too in fairness, but I don’t get the one for coffee that says “Your morning coffee is the most important thing in the world” maybe for politicians it is, they do bugger all else, but for the rest of us it certainly is not, if all we had to worry about was a cup of coffee we’d be doing fine. 
Some sources say your morning coffee is destroying the planet, 7 million disposable cups are used every day in Britain alone, most are not recyclable, and some people can’t function properly without coffee first thing in the morning, so I’m told, I can take it or leave it just like tea, it’s just something to swallow down my food with and that’s all.
There’s another ad currently running “Having a workplace pension is like having another you” Well isn’t that nice to know, now you have to clothe and feed two people and pay for their pension as well I presume.
When I was single and living with my parents, back in the good old days when a lad could do no wrong in his mothers eyes, (why can’t wives be like that too? ) I used to have two of what my mother called “Working shirts” you know the kind, not to good and not to bad but good enough for work.
I remember one Monday morning when I wasn’t feeling too good, she called up the stairs for the third time to get me up for work, I shouted back down to her “Are my working shirts clean ma?” “Yes Jem, they are” “Well send one of them to work and I’ll stay in bed, thank you.” But things don’t operate that way, worse luck.
Everytime I see that ad I think of my mother and my working shirts, the three of them are long gone now.
There is only one you, and there will never be another you no matter how many pensions you have.
trigger happy Jem with his utube gun heh! - blow that exhaust smoke away partner!
All this Philosophy has to stop.
Are you feeling bossy Spitty?
my middle name is Phil and I once dated a girl called sophie - we did a LOT of philosophy!
…I’ve just been informed I’m a troll!!!
Ok-that being the case and humour being so incredibly lacking,this ‘troll’ will say goodbye.
It has NEVER been my way,desire,need,aim or want,to ‘troll’.
So,having been accused of it,after the shit I went through via internet trolls after the death of my daughter,I’m calling it quits. S’been a good ride. Ciao.
sticks and stones may break ya bones but words should never hurt you? - come on pugs ya made of sterner stuff than that - and if I ask you to stay that’s a real compliment. anyway we are all varying degrees of trolls so what?
Maybe you misheard, you sure you weren’t accused of being Droll???
No, never laid a finger on her.