Lets hope the Rubber Era is never erased.
Could you expand on that please?
No, in a perfect world there would be no Droopy Drawers, hence the universe can not be eternally “Expanding”.
I wonder what Mark Twang would have typed?
Quote Sweetie Pie:‘What about safety deposits?”
What about gold deposits? There used to be gold in the Wicklow Mountains, I wonder is it all gone or should I take my mule, shovel, and pan up there come the summer, get away from it all, and who knows I might bag me a few ounces into the bargain, whatcha think? I aways wanted to do a bit of prospecting, there’s something romantic about fancying your prospects.
“And Malachi wore the collar of gold that he took from the proud invader”
Gummy used to fancy his prospects, I miss the Alfie mail.
Good Night Possums.
Sorry I missed your posts.
I will make up for it tomorrow.
'Ello playmates/chipmunks and spittie! I have been flattened ; gazumped ; swamped and mortified by cyclones and monsoonal downpours that wiped out the 'net in the whole region [never mind about show us ya nether regions!]
the good man attended today from Sri Lanka - no it didn’t take 'im a month to get 'ere - 'e lives 'ere but he is originallyxxxxxxxxxxxxoh never mind I’ll explain it later arfter I’ve ad me exprezzo cafeine drinko. however he had is yellow elluminous jacket on the NBN - and fixed it!
I have read ‘yawn’ oh sorry all of yea comments since my last one a month ago and have sent separate replies to them all or in the mail to you individually as I didn’t want any misunderstanding or embarr 'arse meant occurring!
Wot 'ave you dun with RJ ?
Stories?? - I do vividly recall the first time I inserted my picolo!! - there she was in the hands of another man and he said - “time to try insertin ya picolo young fella”
He thrust her against me lips and said " stick that in ya mouth and suck on it for a while then give it a good blow job - it’ll be good practice for the future"!!
It was my very first band practice as the band master handed me a picolo and I’ve played with me picolo ever since and now know how to insert it professionally!!
I say!
It’s that cad from the Nether Regions,back to lower the tone [and rental prices] of our deerly [which is like ‘dearly’,but with bigger horns] beloved for-umm-diddly-um-pum! So-you replied to ‘each one’ regarding PM’s sentcha,eh? …'cept ME,of-ferkin-COARSE! [which is like ‘course’,but rougher] Y’G’LAH,you! Right-that’s the last time I send my carrier ba…er…pigeon zooming across to Gallahland t’check all’s well!
HMMPH!
[and whilst I’m here-welcome back,you old fart. It’s not NEARLY as much fun without you here t’throw insults at. So shove yer piccolo tightly up,get yer Twitter page opened… and start tweeting!
[and it’s ‘EXPREXXO’,you fikky!]
'ello ello ello the sheet from the sheetlands heh
wot a boring old fart of a program that is on tv - Shetland - never sure whether it is in b/w or color as it’s always drizzling ; never any sun and no one smiles - still if that’s where ya hails from no wonder ya speaks like ya do
- tell us another story about the universe but more like Brian Cox does it with some imagination; color and splendor not just read out of a text book!!
I did like ya story of taking ya test in a bus! - but not as much fun as “on the buses” heh??
But no stories about an Expanding Universe, the present one is big enough for the perimeter not to be visible with the Naked Eye, and Gummy, we all know more than a “Handful” is a waste.
Simple Simon met a Pieman, waiting for a Bus.
we all know more than a “Handful” is a waste
isn’t that’s wot the vicars daughter said to the sailor?
the last time I saw a naked eye it wandered about all over me!
No!!! its wot Mr Dean said to Dolly.
when he saw he was a ‘P’ driver he got trampled in the reversed rush!
Do Bus windows still steam up on a rainy day???
Dobus windows still steam up on rainy day - do they??
Yay Gummy is back.
No time to read back.
Welcome back Gummy.
Good Morning everyone. X
Oi,sh1tferbrains…yes,they do…because the dozy plebs in 'em INSIST on breathing on 'em. 'Course…that’s not as yukky as you Galahs all sat with yer tongues stuck to the windows,but what can one expect from convict descendants…ho,hum.
Oh-and Shetland is USUALLY sunny,actually,y’ole scrote. Often cool,yes-but dry.
MOST of the series ‘Shetland’ is actually filmed during the three days a year it either rains or it’s misty,just to make it look like Straylah. It’s REALLY rare to have rain or fog,due to the breezes. So go munch some more sh1t,you tiny-brained twit!