POSH? MOI???
Angel,last time I was in a Starbucks-which is rare anyway-the bloke behind me in the queue actually called me pretentious!
Yes,HONESTLY!
I was so upset at his temerity,I almost dropped my triple-venti Grand Americano chai vanilla minted mochachino caramel ristretto semi-decaf extra-virgin soy breve mocha macchiato with sprinkles!
How DARE a mere trainee accountant call ME pretentious!?!
You do make me laugh. X
Good Night Possums. X
G’night,angelic one. XXX
Can do,Dearest.
Just leave your full name.address,postcode & bank details on a PM and I’ll see that you get a BIG surprise for Christmas!
Pug, if I were Tony, I would have told you to wake up, and smell the coffee.
wot ? not the roses?
I like the smell of both roses AND coffee.
…it’s that sweaty ol’ gumbud that causes my conk to wrinkle…
Blimey, where is everyone???
I’m under the table! Shhhhh!
why??? Get out here and show your swimming trunks.
I don’t think that gives your voluptuous figure Justice, Sweetie!
I wish Ciderz. X
Did I send you a pic of me?
No you didn’t! Are you just trying to drive me wild!
This one is only 60 years old!
Handsome devil.x
Today I had a few jars with an old friend of mine, last time I saw him was this time last year and he looked wretched then, his daughter had taken him out to our local and he was barely able to walk, I was nervous sitting facing him at the table, I honestly thought he was going to keel over any second, when he eventually left I thought I would never see him again in this life.
However today he was a completely new man, a lovely colour in his face, a few pounds extra on him, and he was very active in his movements, he was smiling like a cheshire cat, I was delighted to see him looking so well.
I didn’t like to ask him what happened to him but the daughter told me he had a big operation six months ago, seems they removed something that was causing all the trouble, I didn’t like to ask her what it was, reminded me old this old song below.
My dad was a great fan of Stanley Holloway and this monologue was one of his party pieces, every Christmas time I think of him standing in the middle of the small parlour room performing it for the whole family, he could take off Holloway’s cockney voice to a ’T’, rest his soul.
As someone commented below the video “Better than any rapper around today”
Aww, what a lovely post, Jem.
I had a good visit with my Uncle yesterday. It might be his last Christmas, so I will be making the most of it this year.
