A night out with Bach; Rock & Roll and Theresa!
[CENTER]A night out with Bach;Rock & Roll and Theresa![/CENTER]
Bach Brandeburg Concerto No 3 in G major – I Allegro
Now this is definitely me in my teen years getting ready for a night on the town and getting all excited and spruced up – brothel creepers on – drain pipe jeans – fluorescent green socks – purple shirt and long black coat with sleeked down brycleemed hair out looking for some skirt!!
The music is racing and exciting and jaunty and relentless!! Ya!
II – 13 seconds didn’t last long – I must have passed out? Andante?
III – Allegro – ah here we go again on the run – out on the pavement dashing down the road must catch the 7.30pm into town – oh dear me hair is flying! Caught the bus – but me heart is still racing with excitement – meet at the Roxy and rock and roll a bit! – I ‘ll be knocked soon at this rate? - he’s baching mad!
IV – Jesus Joy of Mans desiring – we arrive at the Roxy and how opportune – there is my desire sitting in the far corner in her lime green dress and pony tail blonde [Richard tilling piano – thought it was gonna be jerry lee no less?] I waltz across my legs feel sorta wobbly !
V – Air on the G string – she rises and smiles and takes my hand as we glide around the floor – and my mates’ urgent pleas I recall – you must find the G spot! – I breathe in the sweet smell of her perfume and think how do I handle all of that? – I’m becoming woozy!
VI – Toccata in D minor – God they changed the bloody tempo – wot is this a sambo or fandango flamenco? – I think we just need to sit this one out and catch her breathe! The blood is surging through my brain – she is whispering something through my right ear but I can only see moving lights and her cymbals banging!
VII – I Allegro – can’t figure this one do we foxtrot or boogie or do the rock and roll – can we sit this one out too – please?
VIII – II Largo Oh thank God a slow smooch at last – now what were those sweet words I was supposed to whisper as we stagger [glide] around – oops sorry about ya toe!
IX – Allegro – Oh no not another fast rock and roll one – can someone sit on the disc jockey?
X – I -Allegro – More of the same, these Bachanians Germans certainly knew how to do there thingy on the dance floors
I’m out of here – she’s promised to show me her G spot on the way home – she says it’s either at NO 31 or 33 Gropping Mews just behind the garden shed!!
ps: XI - Largo - we’ve arrived behind the garden shed at 33 and there is a nice bench to sit upon and …- well I’ll tell ya the rest tomorrow!
