Leisurely Scribbles (part 5) (Part 1)

This is cranky looking.

Well that took some reading.
Loving your stories Gummy.
I’m afraid boats do scare me.
Planes not at all.

Well it is quiet on here.
The weather has turned cold today.
So I will be around.
I must catch up with my washing.
Not long now and we are going to New York.

This was a very small door to the side of the Arch. I suppose it was for midgets.

and Van Morrisson??

That’s actually known as ‘The Friar’s Gate’ Sweetie…it was for ‘men of the cloth’ ONLY. [sorry to be a know-all angel…I actually did a survey on that structure & the one in Kings Lynn as part of my degree]

Very interesting Sweetie, I think I’ll have to change me glasses, God forgive me but for a second there I thought it read “Queens, merchants, mayors, peasants and knights have p.ssed into the city before you”:lol:
Terrible brickwork around the dwarfs door, easy know Spitty was not on that job.:slight_smile:

Has Morrison got short legs Gummy? Not at all, them is the same legs he had in “Them” days. The girl in his car, I wonder is that G-L-O-R-I-A in his excellent daewoo.:wink:

Ahhh,c’mon there,Jem!
…and you with the most famous gate of all-St James’ Gate-right there beside yourself, on the south quays of Dublin! Arthur Guinness knew a bargain when he saw one on offer,Tubby Shaw. I believe it was known as ‘The Pipes’ by Dublin councillors when his predecessor,Giles Mee, got the water rights???
[not certain on that one…do NOT want to cheat by going on Wikibullsh1t or Google. So hoping you’ll know,Jem]

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Ah now yer talkin’ Pug me lad, the gates of heaven, just look at that brickwork, granite blocks quarried in Wicklow.:smiley:
in the old days two uniformed men were on guard at the small side doors, no midgets, STOUT lads I believe.:slight_smile:

Now,THAT is a gate worth owning,Jem!
Or even being invited through. Wow…it’s amazing to think how much difference to this planet the buildings inside those gates made. You must be a VERY proud Irish Lad,Jem! [mine’s a Guinness…as if you needed to ask…]

I love know it alls:lol:
They must have been small men, I stood next to it and to enter I would have to crawl.

:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

Good Night Possums. X

…sorry…

[the idea WAS that they bowed before God as they entered,Sweets]

but-sorry anyway.

I’ve just come along to say I’m really sorry
To apologize if I’ve got it right
I didn’t mean to do a google or an ‘ask’ or ‘cockadoodle’
Yes I know it really wasn’t very nice

So I’ve just come to say “I’m sowwy”
Not once, not twice but thrice
I’d just like to apologize for everything
To criticize it all just wasn’t right!

Pug I’m sorry if I called you ‘that old fart’
And Jem I didn’t mean to doubt your words
It’s just when women come amongst us
I go all wobbly and also get quite scared!

I do wish RJ would drop by sometime
He always seems to calm us down a lot
And he has that peculiar way of mumbling all he says
Starts like a church mouse then he ties us all in knots

Dear spitty I will no longer talk about ya jackhammer
Because I know it makes you feel insecure
I’m sure that’s why ya teeth keep chattering
But those pearls of wisdom we all adore [flash us a sparkle?]

Have I forgotten anyone in this rabble of sinners?
Why old ‘gumboil from down under tied in knots
He been shearing sheep and humping all those kangas
I do feel sorry for him an awful awfully a lot

Well I must leave now but just before I wupsey
I’d like to apologize for things to come unseen
Just in case I bust me gut I apologize I must
And I’m off to stew some koalas till they’re lean!

Sorry!

Ps: oops I nearly nearly forgot the lady with the lamp
who slinks about in nighties and bedroom attire
I’m sorry I nearly forgot you but you do go off and leave us
And we don’t when we’re getting sweetie pie again? [do a strip teeze!]

references - www.google.com !

Ya know what,dumbum-that was almost worth reading!
Good Lord-apologising for calling me an old fart.
I do believe your ‘uncouth’ is receding,
leaving just the ‘Good Ol’ Gumbuddy’ part!

Don’t you go troubling yourself Gummy, no apology required, anyone who goes out of their way to give a fellow shite spouter a bit of gyp, anyway, my Jackhammer has been fundamental in building an effective Spit-Firewall.

A Spitfire wall!
Wow…that should keep those pesky Mosquitoes at bay,spitty!

…AND withstand a Hurricane.

It is most useful for deterring Luft-Waffle.

Dang it-you beat me to the Luftwaffe joke!
Still;I’ve been awake all night sorting stuff for the uni,so I have an excuse.
…just don’t let any of those Fockers get past the wall, mate.